Jägermeister …

I am the Jägermeister …

I was sent here from PLANET WOOLD in the VALENZIAN NEBULA …

I eat apricot cheese made from dead bats and rabid monkeys …

My mind is split into 75 compartments, each contains my love power and juice leadership.

I will hunt the dirg-flesh and LIVE!

MY HUNTRESS BRIDE makes me feel gooey INSIDE …

SHE’S the SLIDE BURDEN that I can BREED WITH MY SEED …

And she’d bleed the witch harem dry as SKY WATCHERS wash their brass armor.

HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUMMON THE SPIRIT …

GO TO YOUR BATHROOM AT MIDNIGHT …

LIGHT A CANDLE, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS …

CLOSE YOUR EYES FACING THE MIRROR …

UTTER THESE WORDS: I AM THE LABUBU … I AM THE LABUBU NOW …

BLOW OUT THE CANDLE

turn on the lights …

turn on the lights …

take your hunter spear

go kill a dear

open up your ear

to the new sound heard on the ground

vibration baby

caldera

the EARTH VOMITING UP the last world for the first world …

Welcome to the 5th world?

So the Hopi would have us believe …

TRUE SINCE SUMER …

Here’s some historical truth:

“When the building is aflame, find some poor folks to blame. If they get into a bad mood, take away the poor folks food.”

(been true since Sumer, tells you what’s about to happen)

I TOLD HER

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250809_I_TOLD_HER.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

More inquiries for GROK … you want this to drive your car, fly your plane, perform surgery or run a nuclear power plant?

Another fun GROK fact:

A woman is worth 2 babies …

Elon Musk is worth 4 babies …

ALIEN ATTACK: https://nypost.com/2025/08/07/world-news/new-images-show-manhattan-sized-interstellar-object-that-could-be-alien-probe-her-to-destroy-us-harvard-scientist

I told her: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22416

Disappointment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22506

Nature’s Woman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22503

They care more: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22497

VEGAS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22494

Pacifiers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22490

Dead internet theory: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22522