“This is a strange universe, and that’s the nicest thing you can say.” – Dr. Freckles

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next up on stage BITCH.
WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.
METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.
METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.
“This is a strange universe, and that’s the nicest thing you can say.” – Dr. Freckles

“We need to hear the WORDS people wish to express, even the ones that cause us pain. Often, the painful words reveal pain in others, so we might help THEM heal.” – Dr. Freckles
“All you need to know about my WORDS: a) they are fragments of my unconscious AND b) they are covered in fecal matter.” – Dr. Freckles

“Guns are not baseball cards.” – Dr. Freckles
“There is something sinister about the ordinary that most people dismiss.” – Dr. Freckles
“No one will get it until there’s nothing left to get.” – Dr. Freckles
“We can call something an extreme INFLATIONARY or DEFLATIONARY economic event based on data. Do you know what they stop collecting during economic collapse?” – Dr. Freckles
They insert the plumbing next month in Bolivia, but first they have to whack off my schlanger using a machete … indigenous people style …
