Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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The CAGE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20261005_THE_CAGE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d⁠

“NEWS”: ZeroHedge.com

The Cage: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30992

THIS IS PURGE: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth-20-cut-generals-and-admirals-military-pentagon/

Monsters: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30965

More monsters: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30973

Faked it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30969

Boil the water: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30961

Bats: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30957

Chicken riot: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30953

It’s happening: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30947

18 Days with Jesus: https://metro.co.uk/2026/10/05/man-claims-spent-18-days-heaven-says-jesus-a-6ft-mustang-full-testosterone-29679950/

Dennis Hastert: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dennis-hastert-dies-former-house-speaker-illinois/

Cyber Security Expert: https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-tiktok-creator-arrested-after-computer-case-reopened/EWPQQ2Y4RZHKVK2OK2MDMY5ZBI/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1791220412

Had it/Lost it: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30943

Zombies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30987