Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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I AM THE LABUBU NOW!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250812_I_AM_LABUBU_NOW.mp3

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QUICK WTAF UPDATES:

  1. still applying for jobs, I think I have the resources to make it to November short term worst case
  2. shits seems close, like late 2019 close … hope I’m just projecting or crazy … ID for WWW bullshit, Trump shutting down the cities crap … if we start seeing the anchored triple strand? – bad signs
  3. Permafrost stories, swallowed by the earth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22672
  4. WEED/ALCOHOL/SHELF-STABLE/COLA bimbo eruption: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22662
  5. Ukraine War? GAZA? Permafrost? Canadian fires? Immigration raids? – who the fuck knows
  6. The building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22645

HUNTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22588

P’nut: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22584

AI / second and third order effects (flat reasoning): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22580

We were wolves once: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22678

Muh Solipsism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22675

Labubu: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22637

Boodle Bears: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22612

In the future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22642