Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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EVERYONE I KNOW IS BROKE

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260920_EVERYONE_I_KNOW_IS_BROKE.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

New Drug: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30665

Greenland: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30623

“Fuck” – Russian Scientist, ESAS, October 2019: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30659

Stealing Fuel: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30655

Peter Banko: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30650

A glimpse into the future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30646

Cool Knife: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30631

Randomly dead whales: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30617

Happy Ending: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30611

Back in the day: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30520

The whole fake world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30604

Batball: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30600

Nature is healing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30596

Got Herpes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30592

Now THIS: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30588

It hates you: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30581

Circumcision: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30574

Your culture: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30565

Fetal Pain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30562

Dyson Hot Rods: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30556

Local Boy, Huge Hit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=30547