Category: METASTOPIAN

THIS IS HORGEN FRIED STEAK, as if you could travel through mother Earth’s meat tube and find the wagyu exit out there, some place. These are factually specific related reports of stuff and EVENTS that can only be verified using super atomic laser micrometers and busty strippers named “Jade” and “Chastity” … they’re next  up on stage BITCH.

WHETHER THESE WRITINGS ARE RELATED TO ANYTHING OR BOBLIMPTOCK.COM IS UP TO THE MOTHER FUCKERS BUILDING FUTURE ROBOT SEX BANDITS.

METASTOPIAN: when your mind melts like refried metal shavings taco surprise and it’s FRIDAY NIGHT PIZZA ROLL PARADISE, and you live alone … and even your cat doesn’t like you.

METASTOPIA: this overturning churning charnel house of bitter pill wipe-outs and upside-down surfer hotels where nothing figures for the figuring, and you are abandoned by GOD.

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The Experiment

Port Angeles, Washington, is chuck full of secrets, dark alleys, sinkholes and hidden shame. It’s a place where the buried “treasure” is the truth, perhaps the truth about an indigenous settlement that’s below the foundation of a Mill or concealed by the neglect of new caretakers. Whatever the source, the story remains the same: we deal in night honesty and dark conversation here, go away if you want Saturday morning avocado toast chit-chat.

This will be a series of stories hidden from the light, and hopefully when you see them you can incorporate their fears and torments and love. Maybe we get stuck in the sunken town, underground Port Angeles and maybe we get the blackest mold infection from the tour and maybe we don’t care because we live here.

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VENEZUELA

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251230_VENEZUELA.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Battles get closer: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24480

NOW VENEZUELA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24476

GROK A.I.: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24470

DEPRESSION SHAMING: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24459

There’s a Rumor: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24448

DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24430

What do I know: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24422