"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
NEWS FLASH: there’s more that goes into a MANPAD than propulsion and navigation. I have no idea if this kid’s project was tested against aircraft that can deploy decoys and fight back, but it probably wasn’t. This is a TRAUMA MONKEY … a limited hangout to lead you to believe that some kid can build it. Hey, can the kid fabricate CPUs and memory and micro electronics? Advanced hi-explosive? Computer modeling for projectile dispersion? I can keep going.
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260327_CRUISE_DIRECTOR.mp3
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WTAF do you want to yak about?
Options:
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Do we have some super technology, like in Gulf War 1, that we have yet to reveal? It seems implausible, but it’s hard to say – what do you get for 40 trillion in debt?
So let’s make a list:
All of this sounds like bullshit.
No matter what happens next, Pete Hegseth is probably fired in the next few weeks.
You can’t defeat Iran, and invading Iran is insane.
But you could beat them at their own missile game …
Take 50 submarines capable of launching cruise missiles and ATACMs and IRBM’s and any hypersonic weapon we might have, conventional warheads.
They can easily fire from beyond range, and get resupplied from beyond Iran’s reach.
Adopt shoot/submerge/scoot strategies, forcing the Iranians to reveal locations from their own anti-missile and counter-missile fires. Again, the Iranians are very unlikely to take out a submarine.
You will build a data model BASED UPON phase 1 fires.
As you build a data model, you can start figuring out WHERE key logistics junctions for the Iranians are located, fiber cable junctions, command/control nodes, the supply chain, etc.
This strategy PHASE 1 returns a data model of the battle field by 30 days in, and no US forces need be killed.
Phase 2 is concentrated targeting of HVT based upon the data gathered. There is risk here for casualties, but you’re not flying blind and your focus of counter air defense will be more precise.
You cycle through this, evaluating the data every 30 day loop.
A few cycles of this and the Iranian situation is bleaker, the USA/allied position better and then Trump can get his “grand deal”.
But IDK, this is a dumb war.
Once again the skies over Port Angeles WA are trashed, off-blue, off-white, streaks of linear garbage suddenly appearing. Parallel line flight paths that create contrails at altitude that have regular gaps – as if something were being turned on and off.
A trashed sky.
We may want to believe the “TOP STORY” is Iran or Trump or Russia or China or Venezuela or AI or the MOON … but they are distractions, designed and engineered and spread by a distraction machine.
The real news is coming soon.
Once again
we've won the war,
sterile words
for keeping score.
A crazy man
screaming into the night
running from the fight
while he was young,
but now he calls
on new flowers and leaves
to grab their guns
and come have fun
killing someone
they'll never see.
Moms and dads
wave goodbye
as MAGA cheers
block the sun,
Soldiers strong
breathe a sigh
into this storm
"we've been slung".
Bodies arrive
letters are sent
excuses abound
as to why
they are bent,
burnt ash black and red
white skin dread
absent of sound.
For finally
it is quiet
for the soldier
and his fam,
and the old
orange king
plans his final
GRAND SLAM!
"THE WAR
is now over"
the mad mango yells,
"we've won the war
once again"
the shaking hands
tell.
And again
we win again
victory every
single day,
in the shadows
as generals play
the soldiers die
are left behind
in the streets
in the hospitals
and with grand
memory
we shall forget
once more
even though
the spray-tanned whore sings
we know
they know
that we've not won
anything.
