I have a message from the ALIENS …

I've got this message,
from the aliens ...

They traveled many miles,
in style and pomp,
for a cosmic romp,
they flew by my coop,
and SWOOP ...
SUCKED ME UP,
in a light ...
For a fight ...
For a sight ...
For a night ...

They probed me FOR real,
what a deal,
a steel spike,
open mic,
jacked up and afraid,
these little gray men,
never stayed ...
They drew blood,
and THUD,
my impacted colon let loose ...
Like a goose,
fast,
and the little gray men?
Out the door,
never again.