PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

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ASH and TRASH …

1. Bought a basic computer for under $300 … from AMAZON. It didn’t take a UBUNTU 22 build, but it did take UBUNTU 18.04 just fine … at this point? – maybe having an older OS, even if it’s LINUX, is better. And have copies of the bootable OS on USB drives (plural): https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B4D44D56?psc=1&ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_product_details . BTW … you could go cheap and get a RASPBERRY PI … sometimes we go too cheap. The GEEKOM is very fast, faster than I expected, and has decent onboard video/audio support.
2. Not giving up on our RAD projects, but the last 6 months has been hard. Hard to keep going with no money, hard to (at 52 years old) to do the 16 hour days in order to make both a “real job” and this work, but we’re not giving up. I plan on taking lessons learned from our first rad-term software ecosystem and instead go 100% python on the client side, other than the necessary JS8Call app running.
3. MICRO-HARASSMENT … like micro-aggression … but per the issue of sexual harassment. That scoopy movement with both hands … the one hand making an OH … and the other hand with one finger going in and out, reciprocally, like a dick. I invented this concept, I don’t care.

Dane-y Darko …

Link: https://youtu.be/0zv1GSkOPNM

Wakanda forever … (is that racist? do I care?)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/south-africa-may-soon-take-land-without-compensation

1. This could end up ethnic cleansing, a la Rwanda …
2. The WEST doesn’t care if blacks kill blacks in Africa, they care even less of blacks kill whites in Africa …
3. Numbers, in conflict, are not everything – but this could be a bloody ordeal, especially if the white S. Africans fight back …
4. I must be racist.

Cats and dogs …

“Just about every dog would die for its owner/friend, I don’t know about cats.” – Dr. Freckles

Burning bridges …

1. It’s October, and I think the lights are still on in Kiev.
2. The roads allowing western support? – still open …
3. NS1/NS2 have been shut down …
4. And now this bridge thing …
5. And how real is this seeming to anyone here?

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/large-explosion-destroys-part-key-bridge-linking-russia-crimea-zelensky-aide-says

Boomer is seeing invisible time soldiers …

1. Time of algae ponds and recycled urine …
2. Hooker kings and anal-frunctus …
3. Twinks and grifters rule the forbidden zone …
4. Boomer sees it all coming … all the dogs do.

Freedom and God …

“Can God make a stone large enough that he cannot move? – yeah … he made humans.” – Dr. Freckles

You can ignore …

That critical theory “lit clit” class from 1993, University of WA … Seattle …

“We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.” – Ayn Rand

Humans and weapons …

“For a dog everything is food, for a human everything is a weapon.” – Dr. Freckles

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Mental Capture and Psychological Warfare

The thing about military psychological warfare, it’s about capture – capturing the minds of men and women.

If you wore the coffee filter? – you were captured.

If you listened to Ian Miles Wrong or Andy Ngo Clue and the race war fear? – you were captured.

If you think ANY of the Trump-Biden trauma drama is real? – you have been captured.

If you look at the Ukraine conflict from a superficial angle? – you have been captured.

Jenghiz-TORR

He ruled realm-44-ZED, not far from the old border with Mexico. He kept cage-rats and elephant-bats and monkeys from the swamps of Utah. His women revered HIM and his life tube, they mungulated-their boovluzz while inguzzlating their thrinktus hole. They would be in heat for weeks while awaiting his albino sauce.

“Is the time right?”, Ned, the LAND-SURFER, asked Jenghiz.

“The time?”, Jenghiz looked up towards are dark sky of rage, and fire, and smoke, and pain.

He knew the time of TORBULIS was upon his peoples …

He knew the GORGAN-KING was organizing hooker princes and stripper queens. His mind was filled with ants, and his heart was broken by too many loves lost. The KING would form up his junket-army, arming his gangs with bats and chain … yearning for fringo-dust.

“THE TIME HAS COME!”, Jenghiz howled …

“We need to dust off our bats and chain, we need to fill our pillow cases with rocks and revenge. All french bulldogs need to be harvested to grease our tanks, all the res dogs need to prepare as hell hounds and war dogs … We cannot stop the coming of ROOG, but we can pull together the shallow corn and hurdle-beasts, and make a stew of readiness.”

And Jenghiz finished his speech …

And the people mumbled and groaned, but preparations for war were made.

It was the time of ROOG, the time of the harbingers and nerf-herders and the old style herpes soup …

And the sun went down on these lands …

And the coyotes counted their blessings.

Empires …

“Empires, at the end, implode or explode.” – Dr. Freckles

I think the US empire will implode, assuming the WW3 gambit does not work.

Life …

“Situational stupidity: that’s another name for life.” – Dr. Freckles

Solomon …

“Wisdom vs money … or gold. You can always buy as much wisdom as you want, and you’ll want more hookers.” – Dr. Freckles

Today … in nuke war …

If the Ukraine isn’t just another coordinated PSYOP snuff flick, then what happens next is critical.

– Russia does nothing, consolidates control in the breakaway regions of Ukraine, and waits for a call from Germany in November

– Russia picks a proportional target … what would that be? An LNG ship?

– Russia figures out that “not playing” or “playing by the rules” are no longer options with an insane, and possibly evil, opponent … and that means strategic and selected nuke strikes on key C2 and C3 targets, including a blanketing EMP attack to keep a lid on the pot … they don’t invade, it’s not RED DAWN. They wait to negotiate with whomever crawls out of their bunker first.

Of course, NATO could come to its senses and turn this off … but not likely.

Escalation at this point is also telegraphing your punches … and Russia has very little incentive to do a piece wise incremental movement to nuke war.

Both Russia and China would be best served to jump to the first strike, pick good targets, immobilize target nations with EMP.

Yes – there are dead man switches …

(but Biden … and then you drop the mic)

Also, conveniently …

This “Ukraine War” kept a lid on most Arctic Circle research since February …

And, randomly, this methane blowout in the Baltic is eerily similar to coastal and estuarial methane hydrate blowouts predicted by the Clathrate Gun. (and none of this is related to driving SUVs or eating meat)

We will see …

TPTB have been conducting high level military psychological warfare since early 2020 … LIES at this scale do not tend to hide “nice things”.

(not likely they’re preparing a surprise party)

Here are some upcoming events that could halt WW3.

– Zelensky government collapses, new government makes peace with Russia

– NATO fractures

– China normalizes relations with Taiwan (not likely)

I think, assuming this war is real and Putin is a rational independent agent:

Putin’s next move is to consolidate gains and do nothing. The pipeline can be fixed. I think he believes the Zelensky government will be in trouble, and he’s right. 

The Zelensky government falls, a more moderate non-aligned replacement takes over, and a peace is made with Russia.

NATO could try to keep the war going at that point, but not without risking a war that has both Russia and the Ukraine fighting NATO satanists.

Zelensky is in trouble. He either uses some Epstein style “get out of jail free card” and gets resettled in Miami or Israel …

Or, Ukrainians kill Zelensky …

He could make peace with Putin, but the CIA would kill him before that.

If …

“If you’re an anarchist, practice it in your daily life.” – Dr. Freckles

Good times … Bad times …

“There are good times and bad times in all times.” – Dr. Freckles

Son of Bill

I was thinking about my writing. It’s not super well edited or proof read. And if I asked Boomer, the dog, his opinion? – he’d say it’s “ruff”.

But then he’d say … “I’m Son of Bill”

“You gonna tell me to kill Bill?”

“Nah … I want you to sell diet pills – but it’s really poorly cooked meth …”

“Okay … that’s not killing people …”

“Well … the pills will shut down their kidneys in about 4 days … not quality pills … I’m Son of Bill. …”

“So I will be killing people …”

“Yeah … it’s ruff …”

“Ruff life …”

“Ruff”

Black Markets

“If the black markets are big, the tyranny is big.” – Dr. Freckles

Communists …

“A communist is an anarchist pending a LOT of DISAPPOINTMENT!” – Dr. Freckles

Canal Foam

A listener asked me, “what’s canal foam?”

What’s in it?

1. condoms and tampons … all can be reused and sold.
2. Dringus and trig
3. mucous
4. blood and viscera
5. rotten food
6. dead animals
7. agricultural runoff
8. chunks of dead bodies
9. Coblin-Folk are hiding in their dens, sharpening sticks and dreaming of the blood harvest. The Strog-Witch is making talismans, and placing these on each fault line … to bring forth the END.

Knowing you will die …

Makes life more interesting …

1. pick last words (mine will be related to some treasure map)
2. nothing can silence, no fear, no prison, no cop
3. if you’re a Christian? – you have spiritual faith and strength that adds even more power
4. credit cards and debt? – meh
5. not having all the “cool stuff”? – meh
6. being alone? – we all die alone

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PSYOP KNOBS …

You may or may not have noticed this, but the military psychological warfare, since 2020, has been both extreme and controlled. Almost as if they could turn it on or off, geographically or in terms of time.

A PSYOP is often a lie intended to cover up or deceive some opponent about real intentions or events ongoing. PSYOPs can use real events as pivot points or even engines of fear, but the purpose is usually shared.

What have been the main messages of these PSYOPs since 2020:

Mostly don’t travel, don’t talk to people, you can’t trust anyone, but you can trust the government.

These managed events obscure some deeper truth, and that is what I ponder, late at night, when I am unable to sleep.

1. COVID MONKEY HERPES: LOW
2. RACE WAR: LOW
3. GENDER SEX WAR: MEDIUM
4. UKRAINE AND PUTIN BAD: HOT
5. COIN SHORTAGE: COLD
6. TOILET PAPER SHORTAGE: COLD
7. BORDER CRISIS: MEDIUM
8. BIDEN TRUMP TRAUMA DRAMA: MEDIUM
9. ECONOMIC COLLAPSE: HOT
10. FOOD SHORTAGES: MEDIUM
11. INFLATION: HOT

*** Ukraine PSYOP might be turned down to LOW soon … give it another week.

… or maybe not …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/damage-nord-stream-pipelines-unprecedented-may-have-been-sabotaged

Biden in Feb 2022: https://youtu.be/FVbEoZXhCrM

Plagues of madness …

ZARDOZ SPEAKS: https://youtu.be/EwZhKGgmoUI

“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make mad.”

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/1-million-yale-university-research-project-combat-racist-video-game-hair

Biosphere 2: REVISITED as DELUSION

Is it delusional to believe in “bunkers”?

Is a “bunker” a coffin, pending?

What about mind uploads?

Robot bodies?

Bio-enhanced lifespans?

Other kinds of bullshit.

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/synthetic-salvation-genomics-mind-uploads-quest-immortality

Q’orgon the Enhanced …

He rose up when the new wind blew, a cat hustler from Tempe, raised by cave-minstrels and carny folk and old whiskey preachers …

The NEW WIND BLEW when Putin and Biden and Zelensky and Xi and the old black hangmen held a meeting at Mt. Anger. They said “we can’t have this joy and love, we can’t have a God above, so let’s set fire to the garden …” Of course, we were kicked out of the garden a long time ago.

Dingus hounds wail and howl. The River of Jergins flowed backwards, and the canal foam harvesters scooped up their green glowing booty and made their way to Popeye’s for the new NEW crispy chicken sandwich. “I see your fire lust”, mumbled Q’orgon, to each passerby. He sat outside the Popeye’s, begging for sclingus flesh and harlot wine.

They flipped the switch, and the foul stench spread. Dead hawk kings rose up in the EAST. Old style MINERVA released 8 fetid waves of despair and bleakness. The CARGO CULT KINGS moved to Antarctica, and the rest of those bat-children loaded onto submarines, on their way to STAGING ZONE ALPHA.

Q’orgon found himself abandoned in the dusty nowhere land.

Q’orgon sought out wood chips and broken glass and diesel fuel and metal shavings and broken glass, he mashed this all into a dust. He took an old rusty tire iron and gouged out a space in his chest, and he packed that wound with the musty things he’d been collecting for the feast.

The NEW WIND stopped blowing, the plants started dying. The cragen-whores erected wooden statues of french bulldogs in honor of BAAL.

The land became barren, the women became sultry. The men ran about in codpieces made of deer hide. And Q’orgon was there …

Q’orgon befriended DOC JOOG, the last surgeon. JOOG went to the dump and junkyard and found bits of metal and rubber and radioactive waste. He fashioned fists of glowing titanium, and feet made of iron and cobalt and cesium … he glowed red with fury and he carried a sword made of gold and steel, and his women rubbed blimey oils on their jugs.

And with this, he replaced all of himself. Made himself over for the wasteland. Q’orgon was reborn, a barbarian king, an apocalyptic porn star, the stallion of the dead lands …

“DOC JOOG”, Q’orgon asked, “CAN I HAVE ONE OTHER THING?”

Q’orgon asked for a hydraulic system supported 14 inch titanium cock … flashing lights and smoke effects. It could project fire balls and please 38 women at the same time …

A power tool for women to ungudjoolate themselves against as they rub their various scribly regions ….

A member that would make him king of the DEAD LANDS …

The dead lands …

Where wild dogs ruled …

Q’orgon was enhanced.

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GRIFTER PARADISE

1. Netflix Documentary: “Bad Vegan”
2. The Goat King (2016)
3. The stream of consciousness remembrance I did in 2017 …

The Odds of Survival … https://planetarystatusreport.com/pdf/20160729_Odds_Of_Survival.pdf

Nanoparticulate rain …

Link: https://youtu.be/NYBU5DUdXFc

Sign of the times …

Link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11218443/Shocking-video-shows-man-brutally-pummel-woman-mass-brawl-Carnival-Cruise-ship.html

Buy a UPS …

1. worried about damage to computers and radios
2. going to have to make changes to the code, for my project, because I assumed there was more stability in the grid

Why would Russia or China be afraid?

1. Airborne school, packing shoots
2. Status reporting in S. Korea
3. Ulchi Focus Lens
4. Putting on a show at Ft. Lewis – no money for Ft. Polk

1. Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/f-16-pilot-died-because-his-ejection-seat-may-have-been-counterfeit
2. Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Leonard_scandal
3. Link: https://revealnews.org/article/us-veterans-in-secretive-nuclear-tests-still-fighting-for-recognition/
4. Link: https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/43069/metallurgist-admits-to-falsifying-navy-submarine-steel-strength-test-results-for-36-years
5. Link: https://www.defensenews.com/smr/nuclear-arsenal/2019/01/28/trumps-new-nuclear-weapon-has-entered-production/
6. Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/us-armys-recruiting-crisis-worsens-test-scores-drop-disqualifications-rates-surge

Here’s where MAD (mutual assured destruction) breaks down:

– if our government has been unable to maintain our nuclear deterrence

– if China, Russia, or both know that our nuclear deterrence is significantly weaker than we claim, and overall personnel readiness may be worse

– if China, Russia, or both suspect that they are no longer dealing with a rational opponent

then

It is in their best interest to launch a preemptive first strike, targeting command and control and communications and decapitate the US government. They don’t invade, they allow the new US government to sue for peace.

So, if you think the UKRAINE situation is real? – then you have to accept the possibility that this isn’t TALIBAN or AL QAEDA or desperately poor people in places no one cares about … This is Russia, China, or both … and maybe India … good luck … especially if our deterrence isn’t as advertised.

Find the most brain damaged alcoholic out there, the craziest, the one with the most holes in the frontal lobe?

That’s Biden …

When Herman Kahn was working out the calculus of nuclear strategy, he did not envision a USA that:

– had a mentally deficient and deranged president

– a questionable deterrent

The strong dollar …

“Don’t mistake a strong fiat currency for anything other than a turd covered in powdered sugar.” – Dr. Freckles

The spectrum of politics …

1. Commie: womb thinking
2. People, in between, negotiating how many beatings they want
3. Anarchist: adult thinking

Happiness …

“Your desire to be happy conspires against you.” – Dr. Freckles

How to talk about Christ …

“Jesus didn’t go around, knocking on doors, threatening people or scaring them … except when it came to money changers in the temple.” – Dr. Freckles

5th American Hooker Republic …

1. Articles of Confederation / Declaration of Independence
2. U.S. Constitution (1787 to 1861)
3. Confederacy (1861 to 1865)
4. U.S. Constitution (1865 to WHEN?)

What is coming?

More power outages, brownouts, surges. Each day the USA is feeling more like a second or third world country.

THE FIFTH HOOKER REPUBLIC!!!

Musical Propaganda …

Happy – Pharrell Williams (2014)

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

It might seem crazy what I am 'bout to say
Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby by the way
Huh (Because I'm happy)

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Here come bad news talking this and that (Yeah)
Well give me all you got, don't hold back (Yeah)
Well I should probably warn you I'll be just fine (Yeah)
No offense to you don't waste your time
Here's why

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Uh, bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down, I said
Bring me down, can't nothing
Bring me down
My level's too high to bring me down
Can't nothing, bring me down, I said

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Uh, bring me down (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Can't nothing (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, my level's too high
To bring me down (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Can't nothing (Happy, happy, happy, happy)
Bring me down, I said

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you (ayy, ayy, ayy)
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you (hey)
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Say Something Beautiful – Greg Holden (2018)

Link: https://youtu.be/k7obLyzl7Y4

[Verse 1]
I'm not gonna ask you to listen to me
I'm not trying to tell you now who you should be
I'm just delirious from losing my sleep
And in all of those hours that I lay awake
Staring at something that gets in the way
I see a reason for all our mistakes
And how everything changed

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful

[Verse 2]
Everyone everywhere wants to be first
Just 'cause we scream doesn't mean we'll be heard
We'd all play our part, we're so unrehearsed
Will anything change?

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful

[Bridge]
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa
Say something beautiful
Oh whoa

[Pre-Chorus]
We all got used to the hit and run
Never wanna face the damage we've done
You can bury all your bones
But they're gonna follow you home

[Chorus]
So if you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
What you put out will always come back to you
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your doors, be open to anyone
What's it all for if you can't love everyone?
Mean every word and say something beautiful
Say something beautiful
If you're gonna open your mouth, say something beautiful
(Oh whoa)
What you put out will always come back to you
(Say something beautiful)
Every word counts, so say something beautiful
(Oh whoa)
Say something beautiful

Do what you gotta do – Bon Jovi (2020) [JUST IN TIME for the PANDEMIC]

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh6ctK7ONo0

Tonight, they're shutting down the borders
And they boarded up the schools
Small towns are rolling up their sidewalks
One last paycheck coming through
I know you're feeling kind of nervous
We're all a little bit confused
Nothing's the same, this ain't a game
We gotta make it through
As we wave outside the window
Older loved ones stay inside
Moms and babies blowing kisses
May be saving someone's life
They had to cancel graduation
It ain't fair to Skype the prom
Our kids sit home in isolation
TV news is always on

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

The chicken farm from Arkansas
Bought workers PPE
Not before 500 more
Had succumbed to this disease
Honest men and honest women
Working for an honest wage
I got a hundred point one fever
And we still got bills to pay

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

They built a hospital on East Meadow
In Central Park last night
Doctors, nurses, truckers
Grocery store clerks manning the front lines
I saw a Red Cross on the Hudson
They turned off the Broadway lights
Another ambulance screams by
There by the grace of God go I
Although I'll keep my social distance
What this world needs is a hug
Until we find the vaccination
There's no substitute for love
So love yourself and love your family
Love your neighbor and your friend
Ain't it time we loved the stranger
They're just a friend you ain't met yet

When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
This ain't my prayer, it's just a thought
I'm wanting to send
'Round here we bend but don't break
Down here, we all understand
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can
When you can't do what you do
You do what you can

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220915_Dont_look_too_closely.mp3

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The job situation … and other updates

It didn’t work out … sucks.

RAD ENGINEERING work? – yes, but I’m kind of severely depressed right now and in general when I’m this depressed I’m not super productive on technical projects. It’s transitory, it’s getting better, but I think it will be another week or two before I get back to normal.

Podcast? – still thinking about changing up the format, but I’ve been thinking about that since last year …

I believe we are in what I called THE GREAT DISCONTINUITY … sadly, it’s just the beginning part … our government is doing everything it can to keep “sad old terrible things” alive … and this is slowing down the process … and making it more painful. The main “sad old thing” is the debt based economy, and they won’t, they can’t, give that up, giving that up means $USD is dead. But brothers and sisters, no matter how “strong” the dollar is vis-a-vis other shitty currencies right now, the $USD is doomed (and I think it’s WAY SOONER and WAY MORE NON LINEAR than you can imagine, and they might trigger WW3 to stop it).

The GREAT DISCONTINUITY is about movement to a new equilibrium … and this can be KRAZY AS F.

One definition for a system being in “equilibrium” is the following: observable metrics that define the system are nearly 100% predictable or deterministic.

One definition of disequilibrium is the inverse of the above: in the disequilibrium state, metrics that define the system are nearly impossible to predict – you might predict trends, short term, but you are still faced with longer term unpredictable states.

This is a sliding scale, and it is about predictability.

And most systems, being guided in part by the laws of thermodynamics, have a “strange attractor” or likely ground state equilibrium – but even this is dependent upon time scale. For example: many who research the Earth’s climate would argue that “warmer” is closer to the normative equilibrium for Earth than “cooler” – or, “hot house Earth” is where Earth should be spending (and has spent) most of its history. You can research this yourself. However, the Earth is still here, and history is generative. If we started going through never ending super cycles of “cooling” and ended up at “snowball earth” for a few billion years? – then models change. This is the super-cycle of punctuated equilibrium, followed by periods of equilibrium, and so on.

Nukes … and other fun stuff …

I get into discussions with people, often, regarding this issue of “nuclear power”, and people (especially republicans and libertarians) will pretend that since a private contractor is doing the work, it’s like the free market, and ERGO we don’t have to worry. But that’s not true, in fact it’s more likely that the additional regulatory complexity only makes things worse.

This isn’t just about nuclear power – this involves the entire US federal government and ESPECIALLY the national security state and its core institutions (CIA, FBI, NSA, DHS).

You can ONLY manage risk via oversight, but secret or top secret or Q-clearance projects are restricted and so you are stuck with “trust us, we’re from the government, we mean you no harm …”.

U.S. government currently interferes with almost every aspect of our lives, from economics, to healthcare, to the dissemination of information and, frankly, in how other nations see us and respond to us (and our aggression).

Governments don’t know how to be transparent, is a key point here … even without secrecy acts, bureaucracies always protect themselves first. So, it’s pretty much impossible for government to not keep secrets … you can at least not have laws against discovering them.

DE-CRIMINALIZE GOVERNMENT OVERSIGHT

DE-CRIMINALIZE KNOWING THE TRUTH

Thought experiment: F117 and poisoned burn pit employees

“Transparency is key to managing risk.” – Dr. Freckles

Fukushima, more than a decade later …

Thought experiment: you live next to a bomb, the bomb could go off and kill you and your family. Technocracy says: you don’t have a right to know how to defuse the bomb.

1. right-to-repair
2. open source
3. implies: right to know (doesn’t mean the other guy won’t keep secrets, but you DO have a right to uncover them)

GOVERNMENT

“Government is an amplifier for shitheads.” – Dr. Freckles

(FEAR + IMAGINATION)^2 – WISDOM = GOVERNMENT

“Just because ‘smart people’ are working on something does not mean it works.” – Dr. Freckles

Brutality …

“Brutality can make the truth seem a lie.” – Dr. Freckles

Educate, don’t intimidate …

“It’s possible that the ONLY WAY to educate, is to remove the intimidate.” – Dr. Freckles

MOAR TRUMP LIMITED HANGOUTS

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fbi-tracks-down-mike-lindell-hunting-trip-surrounds-his-car-and-seizes-cell-phone

IRS

Why we hate the IRS? – not just about the money.

It’s the privacy, the stress and time … the THEFT of our well being.

Drama …

“Drama? – humans didn’t invent it, we just made it more complicated.” – Dr. Freckles

Some things help …

“Many things help, Jesus saves.” – Dr. Freckles

Ukraine crap …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraines-2nd-largest-city-plunged-total-darkness-russia-strikes-key-infrastructure

I don’t really want to talk about this too much. Information is out that there were some power outages – big whoop, it’s war. But, if this is a real war and not some fake PSYOP style WAG THE DOG war? – then Putin may be preparing a massive counter attack using a cauldron strategy. This could be a significant strategic defeat for Kiev.

1. Cauldron tactics and deep battle
2. Exchanging space for time and resources: this is the way you fight on the Steppes.
3. Russians have a smaller military force than the Ukies, so it is better for them to give up territory and strike at the Ukraine forces when the time/space permits.

If it weren’t faith, it would be emptiness …

I was watching this documentary about the FLDS, and the discussion of the “celestial kingdom” and losing it … and wondered if I were stronger when I was simply an existentialist-atheist, escaping all the nonsense traps.

Don’t …

“Don’t look too closely, your life will slip away.” – Dr. Freckles

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220909_Abandon_the_Cursed_Earth.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Something bad happened in Seattle back in May …

Link: https://vidmax.com/video/214879-crazed-man-terrifyingly-rips-apartment-lobby-doors-open-and-rushes-elevator-to-beat-woman-in-seattle

Seattle police are searching for a man who reportedly cornered a woman on an elevator in May and began punching and kicking her in the head in a brutal caught-on-video attack.

The assault happened just before 10 p.m. on May 30 when an unidentified man followed a woman into the lobby of an apartment building in the city's Central District and jumped inside an elevator with her, Seattle police said.

Police released video on Wednesday that shows the victim approaching the lobby elevator with what appears to be a take-out bag. The lobby door closes behind her as enters the elevator.

The suspect can then be seen pulling violently on the closed lobby door, which appears locked. He eventually rips the door open and charges into the elevator just as the door begins to slide closed.

The video shows the suspect attack the woman, punching her in the head until she falls to the ground. He is then seen kneeing her in the head and kicking her while continuing to pummel her with his fists.

After the assault, the man walks out of the elevator and leaves the building. The victim can be seen rising to her feet in the elevator.

The woman sustained significant injuries in the assault, including broken bones in her face and a concussion, police said.

Investigators described the suspect as a White male between 5-feet, 6-inches and 5-feet, 10-inches tall, with a short light-colored buzz cut. He appears to walk with a hunched posture.

Authorities asked anyone with information about the incident to call the Seattle Police Department’s violent crimes tip line at (206) 233-5000.

The Queen is DEAD …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/queen-elizabeth-iis-heath-causes-concern-among-doctors

The GREAT CONCEIT … (aka The Reset)

What is the “RESET”, really? – other than BIOSPHERE 5 or something …

Link: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%2011&version=NIV

The fish tank … the carnival fish … and absolute tragedy.

Link: https://www.iflscience.com/eight-people-attempted-to-live-in-a-biosphere-for-two-years-then-it-all-went-wrong-58884

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

Quiet Quitting …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/labor-day-lament-quiet-quitting-stifling-business

1. “too big to fail”
2. “monkey herpes”
3. “technocracy and nano-management”
4. Skinner
5. Microsoft
6. Globalism and robot fear mongering
7. Post scarcity
8. Printed money party ends

Something I wrote in 2015 …

Abandon the cursed EARTH!

Strangle the flesh helmet, leaving darling rabbit hawks stalking their neighbors steer. Coyote freemen, emboldened by free cocaine and meth and hookers, storm the ramparts of S’Compton, not far from the Grinken River, where they dumped those bodies last year …

Abandon the flesh whores and the menu-harlots and the hipster scavengers seeking after fried arugula in the middle of this dark night. Let them feed upon garlic skewers and monkey turd sandwiches …

Load up your rocket ships with necessary STEM escorts, covered in gumpton-grease and living near the edge of uranium love magic. Rooster-elves, driving those controls, exit orbit and lead the STAR FORCE to Jupiter, where the love-dungeons are … abandon this cursed space.

Abandon the wriggly-kings, who spent their days making love to two-time Asian style waffle house workers …

Abandon the SCUMPTOUS and the RIMULACK LORDS and the gay-rod princes of Nashville. Let Kentucky style whiskey prawns go unsold, as coochie-squirts spread and the crabs become tangy …

Abandon the tiny ghosts that live below … they live there and plan there and are building a new world in the basement.

Abandon the ALIENS and the SKINWALKERS and the demons of Griegous-Kiln. Abandon the feminist monkey hordes and the scrag queens and the fishwives of old style clam chowder.

He woke, jaded, from a night of cocaine, meth and hookers. He sauntered over to the balcony, drinking warm champagne, and imagining his own failure as a tapestry of used condoms and wet towels littering the floor …

“I HAVE LIVED …”

(and he goes over the edge, and he doesn’t look back)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bed-bath-beyond-cfo-leaps-death-tribeca-skyscraper

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man_Nice_Shot

SUICIDE WALMART PILOT

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/pilot-circling-mississippi-city-threatens-crash-plane-walmart

Exciting … what happens next …

“What happens next is a good-news-bad-news story … good news? – it will be exciting. The bad news? – it will be exciting.” – Dr. Freckles

Your door is a JAR …

Your door is a jar, your life asunder and spread too thin. Your woman is your life, your wife is your death scream. And yes – your DOOR is a JAR.

Space …

Link: https://www.wsj.com/articles/nasa-tries-again-to-launch-artemis-i-moon-mission-11662202531?st=g2p7juli9jrkbbj&reflink=article_email_share

Medical Kidnapping …

Link: https://townhall.com/columnists/michellemalkin/2017/06/28/the-brutal-battle-against-medical-kidnappers-n2347599

Weird threats …

“Please cherish and love each other, because it could be changed in a split second.” – A threat, from a grieving parent …

Complexity engines and government …

“Government is a complexity engine.” – Dr. Freckles

Another thing a lot of voters don’t get:

You don’t solve complexity, by adding complexity … and government? – it only knows how to generate complexity.

For a complexity engine? – there are never enough resources, land, people, water, anything … eventually you run out … not because the resources are gone, but because you wanted to vote.

If there are issues in the environment? – the best and ONLY solution is liberty … less government … more free enterprise.

The “Green New Deal” – a giant complexity bomb … the net effect will be more damage than simply burning the fossil fuels, as is … without making any panels or windmills …

BTW: almost all are Keynesians now … especially the voters and the pensioners …

They believe “growth” is somehow a useful measure … so they love printed money. Weapons or Windmills, both parties, all parties, are Keynseians.

No amount of explaining, or information, will help them understand that the “drought” isn’t the story … the real story is their safety net is about to evaporate, pretty much all at once.

(and the government won’t warn you)

Bargaining and negotiating with reality (see: salt water crocodile)

“Be on the lookout for ‘mass bargaining’ … it is an indication of panic.” – Dr. Freckles

And you support the Ukraine …

Gunken-tribes and dilly-boys, busy selling human organs in Kiev, polish Zelensky’s nob and he does his meth and cocaine and animal tranquilizers …

General ZODOK moves 5 divisions near Moscow, Putin launches the SUPER MISSILE at Toledo, and all Red Sock fans fall into the pit …

Why would you support the Ukraine?

COL YULIO moves his Ukrainian Butthole forces near the front line … his troops cover themselves in snail oil and failure, as Russian helicopters tear them a new one …

Ukrainian tanks explode, because the dumb UKIES fill them with nitro glycerin and donkey poop …

And you support the UKRAINE?

Ukrainian officers, buggering starry eyed princes looking for KROKODIL, running from Russian shock troops, running from one Zelensky child rape dungeon to another …

Zelensky, busy reaming a dog, drinks his hooch and wanders the narrow mind space of low IQ sadness …

(and you support the Ukraine)

Ukrainian monkey children trade genital crabs, as they repair aircraft for the Ghost of Kiev. The jingus whores, busy being ravaged by drunk CIA scuttle-thieves, lay their waste – spreading monkey herpes to those spooks.

And you support the Ukraine?

Witch clan hussies are moving EAST – taking their passports to MOSCOW for the MULE SHOW. Yinker, the storyteller, sets fire to all the orphanages in Kiev, leaving the burning to signal new wave style KOREAN pop stars – as the CIA sells children to Xi.

And you support the Ukraine?

(really)

Globalism …

“Want to understand globalism? – visit a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles

Something my friend said …

I have a friend who has said that he believes the geoengineering aircraft are remotely piloted and nearly fully automated. No passengers, just control equipment and the geoengineering sprayer systems and materials …

And at first, I wasn’t sure …

But the more I think about it …

If one of these drones or remotely piloted planes crashes? – the only “casualties” are the humans who happen upon the wreckage … they get whacked …

“… a FEDEX transport plane crashed today, but just 3 people died …”

(yep)

And as I’ve said: if the US Govt. came out and admitted they were doing this? – I think many if not most Americans would say “right … okay” … they might want more oversight for “health risks” … but that’s it.

Maybe the “heat wave” was them turning down the “air conditioning”, just to get people ready to say YES … yes … keep dropping poison from the skies.

Take a stand …

“Stand up or shoot up.” – Dr. Freckles

1. I don’t believe any of the pandemic was real, and I don’t believe it was all one big fiasco style misunderstanding. It was, and still is, military psychological warfare.
2. I don’t really believe all the vaccine injury stories – but I do believe the fear and anger and confusion they generate serves the purpose of the psyop.
3. The core message of all these psyops: stay at home, do nothing, just stay immobile and angry and confused and afraid. But mostly stay at home, and don’t travel.
4. I said this 2 years ago, and I stick to it: the “vaccine” is either poison or placebo, but also NOT NECESSARY for make believe pandemics.

ZEROHEDGE NEWS

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MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220902_HUNGER_STONES.mp3

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MY BIG FAT GREEK HOSPITAL OVERNIGHT … (not really Greek)

1. Had to stay overnight in a hospital for the first time.
2. Lost muscle strength and control in my right leg.
3. started a few days ago, coinciding with a summer cold.
4. Stopped drinking beer while I was sick – that might have been wrong
5. Ate a can of Nalley’s TAMALES the other day – I promised I’d never do that again.
6. The put me into the “wonder tube” and flushed my soul with brillo pads
7. I was RIGHT about Schrodinger’s healthcare plan. FUCK YOU!
8. I am now a 100% “House MD” character … (total fucking mystery)
9. The inside of an MRI, even with headphones or earplugs, sounds like certain portions of Pink Floyd’s “Welcome to the Machine” – the machine noises …
10. My neighbor saw the dog pull me over … like I was “WUHAN FEB 2020” …
11. The did all kinds of strange tests: toosel-nog wiring, cundix, florentine-tube mechanics, sauce consistency, blood, urine, they checked for nodules on my skull freetix … the nurses wore g-strings and danced about, sticking you with needles and unjoovulating froog-cream.
12. I might have been cursed by Mormon witches … There are some bad ones in Duchesne … OUR POWER WENT OUT LAST NIGHT? – been doing that a LOT lately … (LOL-CRYPTO) … any who … this is feeling like a gypsy or a Mormon witch curse …

I am a winner …

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Jokes …

“Jokes are rapid learning.” – Dr. Freckles

Ajita Wilson was a dude …

A listener wanted some clarification …

Link: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0932954/

COLLABORATORS

The story of a PTSD German Colonel, who had been on the Eastern Front for 2 years. Transferred to a concentration camp – and he cannot stomach the killing. He falls in love with a Jewish prisoner, and they come up with a plan – to create a Potemkin Death Camp, that attracts the NAZI high command, because so many are “liquidated”, but in reality they are being trained, and equipped, to pretend to be good NAZI citizens, with papers that get them near or to allied nations. The “collaborate”, to produce fake carnage, pain, torture, all to hide an escape hatch.

28 Day Workout …

Cinematic Arbitrage …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/worlds-second-largest-cinema-chain-preparing-bankruptcy

Prediction: PornHub.com is going to start buying up all these movie theater chains, and probably do a partnership with Hustler or Skank to buy up distressed mall properties as well …. and yeah, Jesus said it would be like the times of Noah.

I have this crazy idea that is probably NOT that original: END TIMES INVESTING STRATEGY

1. Christ is returning … but your 401k isn’t.
2. Put money towards things that allow the anti-Christ to rise, he has to make bank for a while.
3. Put money into stuff that matches prophecy …
4. Put money into SIN … all forms of SIN … (big money in SIN towards the end)
5. If it’s about diseases, war, famine, drought? – probably a solid bet.
6. And never forget banking industry stocks … especially if it’s the end times.

Hunger Stones …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/weather/hitlers-scuttled-black-sea-fleet-centuries-old-hunger-stones-emerge-dry-riverbeds-drought

these stones remind me of …

Jan Michael Vincent, at the end of the movie “The Mechanic” … listening to Bronson’s tape recording.

Ukraine: cui bono

This war does a few things for the NATO/Banker empire:

– it’s “broken windows” Keynesian make-work (commies love this) – military industrial complex

– it’s potentially a way to carve up Russia, and Putin could be in on it (we shouldn’t assume anything about that guy). They would need a pretext – and a post Ukraine War “peace” negotiation could lead to Russia being broken up.

– the war acts as a PSYOP engine, like 9/11 or the “covid”, and allows the deep state to pump a lot of nonsense and propaganda out

– the ongoing economic collapse can be blamed on Putin

Overall – Nato/USA/Bankers get a LOT from this

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220819_AMOUR_JUICES.mp3

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RAD ENGINEERING UPDATE …

RADENGINEERING.TECH

1. Going to be doing a show, once a month, on the projects Justin and I are working on.
2. Currently: trying to settle into the new job, but we are starting to build out some listening station infrastructure. I’m going to be reaching out to some people I know to set up a similar system at their locations, ideally as many areas of the USA, and world, as possible. The listening stations would simply run a python script using a registered account to upload JS8 messages.
3. I’m using an SDR radio ($70) and a loop antenna MLA-30 ($40), running the JS8 software on a dedicated computer with the python script.
4. Here is a link to the notes application: https://planetarystatusreport.com/notes.php
5. Improvements to the notes application are coming, probably in September.
6. We are going to start building out a few rad-terminal kits, in the next few months. We probably jumped the gun a little on this, but we are recalibrating.

Amour Feel … (don’t get conned …)

“The choicest targets for a grifter are the lonely.” – Dr. Freckles

STAY AWAY FROM THIS SITE: https://amourfeel.com/

(but you do get some free credits to talk to some womenz …)

Anna: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving this year?

Dirk: No, I celebrate the Festival of Grall

Anna: how that going?

Dirk: great - we harvest the shungo grease next week

Anna: is that in your place?

Dirk: yes

Anna: what else are you doing for life?

Dirk: working

Anna: how is work?

Dirk: good, fine, you?

Anna: me too!what you doing today?

Dirk: chasing bungo flesh and ungudjoolating my frigger-rash ...

Anna: is that hard?

Dirk: yes ... real hard

Svetlana: Describe your greatest achievement and most impressive failure?

Dirk: greatest achievement was hunting the wild eagle-bear of Mt. Dinctus, this was also my greatest failure

Svetlana: Hello, have you got a wanderlust?

Dirk: oh yeah ... when I've been doing cocaine

Svetlana: Was it great?)))Where were you when getting high?

Dirk: I was being chased by cops while I was doing the coke

Svetlana: Did you run you down orget away with it?

Dirk: I always get away with it

Svetlana: ... all right))) Do you still take coke? Does it effect you life somehow?

Dirk: I've been doing more meth and angel dust lately

Svetlana: what is angel dust?

Dirk: it's a love enhancing penis grease technology, you use the dust to unboobulate a woman's boovula ...

Svetlana: that's great ...

Dirk: yeah

(I’ll be dating Svetlana and Anna, and I will probably do cocaine)

If …

“It’s 2022 BOBLIMPTOCK … if you’re not a little paranoid, you’re crazy.” – Dr. Freckles

Ending up an anarchist …

“You end up an anarchist one of three ways: a) books, b) bad luck or c) both …” – Dr. Freckles

“Siri … how do I?”

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/plea-deal-rejected-couple-accused-selling-nuclear-submarine-secrets

1. These are typical nuke sub engineers now? – does this make you feel better?
2. The package was somehow “intercepted” by the FBI?
3. Did they use USPS? UPS? FEDEX? (see point one above)

Bottom line: it’s an awesome excuse, to tell the survivors, explaining WHY during that brief nuclear war our subs didn’t work … or were dealt with by China or Russia … cuz secrets given to enemy by FEDEX …

CRICKET FLOUR PSYOP …

Insect food psyop: how can I say this … worst case? – you won’t have any bugs to eat either …

Link: https://www.infowars.com/posts/you-will-eat-the-bugs-major-brands-quietly-slipping-insects-into-your-food/

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xkdO7sI3yUo

Roaches in the UK … https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/they-crawl-over-kids-sleep-24763921

Talking about AMERICA …

Time of SK’LOBAN ARMIES is upon us …

Indoogliate the fortics, as they wander the trestle kingdom, looking for owl grease and cherry pie droppings …

Man the TURNIP CANNON, and leave your whisky lover dying in that ditch … the one where the rats feed on the dead and the dying …

(that’s America)

You walk your city, after dinner and wine with Christy the stripper. You shared cocaine in the alley, after killing that homeless person and then tossing his body in a dumpster nearby …

And the CHALICE QUEEN hums her ditty …

And the BRANDON eats ice cream and poops a little in his undies, as secret service make chicken noodle soup.

And you ask what happened to America?

(ask the strippers)

THROGAN WHALE HERDERS weld the great mast to your starship, the solar sail unfurls as hooker-sailors cover their bodies in moist turtle smear and weak smelling mushroom compost.

Jinctus freaks wander the hallways of your hospitals, dispensing R’OXY and ketamine and old dead rat burgers to the jorgan hordes dying of monkey herpes and monkey pox and monkey crabs …

The milk turns yellow … the corn turns to dust … the amber waves of grain are smithereens …

And you ask me “what happened to America?” … ????

I ask you … what happened to Rock and Roll?

I met the demon X’INDER in Little Saigon, Seattle …

He had NO TIME for my ape-like sentimentality … he wanted to know MOAR about bond products and reverse-vampire credit default swaps. He had a VISA GOLD CARD with BLACK CARD LIMITS and TITANIUM BENEFITS … he had one of those MAGNISES CARDS, an official BILLY MCFARLAND FYRE FESTIVAL FEMA TENT … and 100 expired MREs … he was a demon in search of a lover.

And the nuke subs had TRANS-CLOWN-STORY-HOUR …

And the Airforce dug holes … it was all they knew how to do.

And you ask me … mother-jorker … WTF HAPPENED to AMERICA?

(tell me: where did VELVEETA come from?)

GEN MILLEY drank cantily wine with old SGT GRUMBO. They looked upon each other with lust, so they both inskluntified themselves in pear juice and diesel fuel. COL CHAN of the 4th CHING-CHONG CHINESE ARMY, formed up in Vancouver, BC. The troops had fried rice and rat brains, while the officers made love to hippie gingers … ravaging the EMO of Canada.

STINCTER CRAFT, carrying cluster bombs, strafed and burned old New York … even Soho and Scompton … down to Greenich and Tingdon Town … murdering thousands of gizzard princes and twinks.

And you ask me … What happened to the USA?

(wow)

(what happened to Popeye’s Chicken?) 

“General, is that the BEASTRESS?”

General Q’OHG looked out upon the battlefield near PHILLY, he saw the lesbian grease armies and the womanly love oil shock troops, all dressed in g-strings and HOOTER WAITRESS T-SHIRTS … the pain of monkey crabs written on their faces, as tiny little creatures crawl down their legs to the next victim.

“Yes private, them be the she-demons who took over VEGAS … CALL FORTH THE WOLF-HAWKS …”

(because you said: WHAT HAPPENED to AMERICA …. ?????)

(and I wonder: what happened to Nicholas Cage?)

Would you want your kid to fight for CHEETO-LOVE-PRINCE or BLACK-RAGE or BRANDON?

Would you want your kid to die for the CANADIAN GEESE types and the blue helmet butt-drones?

Want more re-fried maggot juice and Norman Borlaug style diabetes?

(how about that Gulf of Mexico … something’s growing down there …)

(but you are wondering about America …)

(and I’m hearing the tremors of SODOM’S GHOSTS rustling … under our feet)

(searching for gumptus nectar and Turquois missile fruit …) 

YOU CAN’T HIDE in FO-SHIZZLE JUNCTION …

Your mind will break when you move onwards, to Delta-Charley’s New Style Whiskey Taco Stand, and get a triple whip burrito with vodka sauce and honeydew juices from Scragus, the meat hag. Your own failure is the map, the way, to deliverance – on your corpse your enemy will march … your women and families … your dogs and cats … your homes and cars and craft style beer … all of it is up for grabs now, and the swarthy, dusky, types from below are coming to TAKE IT … and you don’t have to give it up … you fashion your own chainsaw swords and laser scythes, and seek the GRUNDO-LORD, Tygus the Unhindered and Unabashed.

And you ask me what happened to America?

THESE?

THE JINCTUS CRAB LORDS?

They spent their time putting together remote controlled jizz-canons and old-style tornado condom-holsters … all on sale at TARGET in the children’s aisle, not far from the free suicide pills and COVID-19 tests … and wearable coffee filters.

They hunker down in the filth region, eating cockroach burgers and drinking the rich man’s unfiltered urine …

But China is doing okay, right?

In the time of nuclear war …

When three headed dogs rule the land …

When the funkin-folk of EAST SIDE HOOLEY magic take their place upon the world stage – ruling sectors 2 and 77, this will be the signal to begin the preparation …

Ukrainian strippers live downstairs and mix their crabs with mayo …

And Zelensky is your hero?

The CIA has replaced Erdogan with a robot dopple ganger named Sid. Sid is powered by a nuclear battery and has the power of 2,000 angry bears. His brain is maple syrup and silicon …

Sid loves hard and fast, like the magic warriors of Ventura Blvd, like those friendly types that sell bread and apples near the onramp. Sid has pure electric love power …

And with Sid in charge of Turkey?

(all things become possible)

EVERY SINGLE JOKE …

“Every joke is offensive, just because you haven’t found that snowflake yet, does not mean they don’t exist.” – Dr. Freckles

1. Make a list of taboo subjects
2. Review the list
3. Ask yourself, honestly: what is left to joke about?

What do I love joking about?

1. Stupid people – and sometimes I’m pretty fucking stupid.
2. Unhealthy people and illnesses – and I’m basically a walking corpse.
3. Societal chaos and decay – cuz, look around champ …
4. Race and Racialism and Racists and Danes – cuz, get a life …
5. Gender and junk – because sex has always been funny, and your junk is funny … get a life.
6. Religion and even God – cuz lots of folks claim they have faith, and God has big shoulders … infinite ones.
7. Everything else that scares you …

That’s what I joke about …

(every single thing that scares you)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220814_Starring_Linda_Blair.mp3

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Dane Wigington (revisited)

1. I don’t know him, other than his public image and his website/vlogging. I’ve listened to his stuff since 2016.
2. He seems honest.
3. Is he an alarmist? – maybe … is that bad?
4. I do question his alarmism in connection with things like “I’m gonna sue that guy” and “let’s do handouts and wear t-shirts”.
5. What if people don’t care? … what if they know the contrail shit is shit … but they don’t care … if the government gave them a choice: a) stop the geoengineering and live through the harshness of this situation or b) keep it going … “it works”. I’ve had people I know tell me they don’t really care to know the truth about 9/11 … and I am watching the memory hole of MONKEY HERPES opening right now, sucking in anything resembling the truth … I don’t think people would say “NO”… I believe they understand what’s going on. I think they’d support “reformed” geoengineering, but they would still want it.
6. So, if Dane is legit, is his pursuit futile? – maybe … but it’s probably still good he’s speaking out.

Some interesting movie picks …

(all three capture much of today’s dystopian situation)

1. Await Further Instructions
2. 1BR
3. Faults

TRS: Triumphal Revenge Syndrome …

1. Imagine Hitler … but not Hitler.
2. The STATE promotes this as a divide and conquer technique.
3. Voting and the political engine embeds this in the subconscious of the well educated public school children …
4. Pop culture feeds this as well: whether STAR WARS, MARVEL or CARRIE …
5. Bully culture is not really attacked, it is further built up …

WHAT IF: there are MANY MORE HITLER TYPES than you can imagine … almost like sleeper agents … ready to be triggered, turned on.

Government and complexity …

“Government is a device for generating complexity.” – Dr. Freckles

Communism …

“Communism is the opium of the masses.” – Dr. Freckles

Flying …

“Don’t be afraid to fly, but also … don’t be afraid to crash.” – Dr. Freckles

“The money is at the AUTO PARTS STORE …” – Ferguson Riots, 2014

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/catalytic-kingpin-cops-charge-portland-man-trafficking-44000-stolen-converters

Ajita Wilson …

“Ajita Wilson is a poor man’s Pam Grier.” – Dr. Freckles

From [email protected] …

the authenticate-all electric space man palguy has another company.  he said a few years back that you could squirt a net in your tubes, and it would unfold around the tubes of the toupee.

it would make RF comm possible.

you may have heard about the difficulties in the tubes suffered by people who got the ouchy...  and many bizarre and unbelievable things.

they figured out how to squirt something in your arm, that will then migrate to your tubes and build the net in them.  for the RF comm.

thats what is causing the really strange tube problems in some people when either the magic malfunctions, or some tubes just react badly to it.

thats how you do bad things to lots of people and think you'll get away with it... this may be behind certain classes of suddenly that have become common; particularly the 'timber!' type.  you will notice timber! is not extremely common for those types of failures, yet now it is captured on video often.

if one day you notice lots of people sort of strange, you'll know what is going on.  it may also just be a subtle thing that will never have a super noticeable go-live.

... and to kill those who will not worship the image.

... when you see the abomination of desolation where it should not be .... flee to the mountains...

• I have no idea who sent this
• I think I know what it means

1. some “pal guy” starts businesses
2. the vaccine is killing people
3. stuff might be going on, or maybe not
4. “something something” prophecy

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Grinkus, and the Word was Grinkus.

“I will open My mouth in parables; I will utter things hidden since the foundation of the world.”

https://www.technologyreview.com/2013/02/18/180015/graphene-and-the-emergingtechnology-of-neural-prostheses/

A great number of people followed Him, including women who kept mourning and wailing for Him. But Jesus turned to them and said, “Daughters of Jerusalem, do not weep for Me, but weep for yourselves and for your children. Look, the days are coming when people will say, ‘Blessed are the barren women, the wombs that never bore, and breasts that never nursed!’ At that time

‘they will say to the mountains, “Fall on us!”
and to the hills, “Cover us!” ’

For if men do these things while the tree is green[has sap (of the earth)], what will happen when it is dry?” 

Link: https://www.technologyreview.com/2013/02/18/180015/graphene-and-the-emergingtechnology-of-neural-prostheses/

I get the tubes …

3 DROGO FREAKS told me about this 5 years ago. They lived in Scompton, ate turtle goo, and made underwear out of discarded plastic and used toilet paper.

I was also thinking about hyper tubes … and jingus pipes

As if the schlumptick folk could find her jingus.

Are ye to insplinctify,

as thwart the frostbit panther queen?

And if this nostrel of despair finds ENDINGS …

WHAT ENDINGS?

If not the fire of grumpulous …

Angry white man (continued) …

1. Gaslighting from all sides concerning the weather, climate, ecosystem, whatever …
2. The “RACE WAR” / “GENDER WAR” nonsense … everyone needs to get the JORK over themselves.
3. HAM RADIO shitheads … not all, but many are.
4. That old dude that works at JAVELIN’S GAS MART? He just talks funny and makes angry noises and deliberately slows down or speeds up, depending upon which version of HIM will annoy you more … if I had any JORKING BALLS? – I’d bury that nasty old man under the floorboards of my bedroom, so I could hear his spirit-heart beating at night, and this could drive me into a demonic insomniatic RAGE …
5. the NEVERENDING MOTHER JORKING MONKEY HERPES PSYOP … the “Cult of the Coffee filter Wearers” … tired of their lame excuses and the tacking towards “ERMAGERD, the VACCINE …” … here’s a solution: YOU DON’T NEED THE JORKING VACCINE BECAUSE THE JORKING PANDEMIC WAS and IS JORKING BULL POOP …
6. UBIC and the parade …
7. I’m ANGRY as JORK about the HAGLAMITE WITCH CLAN, and what they did to those injuns so long ago … how they killed the man that new WHERE the LOST MORMON GOLD was … and now we have less cocaine.
8. TRUMP and the Q ARMY …
9. Biden limited hangout and his train wreck of a son
10. Dane Wigington, talking about world ending stuff happening in the next couple years, and then also talking about suing people and handing out pamphlets and wearing thought provoking t-shirts … tired of this crap. I met another doom/gloom dude who would talk about suing people … he’d be like “world’s ending in 2 years” and … “I’m gonna sue you …” … pick a lane Dane … if you’re right about what they’re doing? – time for stinger missiles.
11. Tides? … I saw the water run out when the JIMBO PRIESTS got tired of hocking old style torpedo nuggets … and they laid siege to Paris, and burned the CHILI PALACE, but no one could have seen this coming, right? SEND: scrongo troops to sector 14, once you have destroyed COL TRAN leave the bodies for the birds. Have ready the jungo-shock armies and be prepared to arm the populace with pillowcases filled with d-cell batteries.
12. Angry about the weird pains in my body, the odors and fluids that cannot be controlled, will not be controlled … I’m angry about all that blood in my stool, and that greenish glowing thingy that is growing from my foot mold. The parasites? – I’m not a fan … and we ALL KNOW WHERE the parasites are coming from … Denmark … and the illegal Danish white slavery trade.
13. Seattle used to be cool, but then they killed Kurt Cobain … AMIRITE?

Liars …

“Every person that believes they’re honest and truthful, knows they’re a liar.” – Dr. Freckles

Safer …

“Hiring a drunk TAXI driver is probably safer than visiting the hospital.” – Dr. Freckles

(probably WAY safer)

The Atomic Bomb

Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hiroshima_and_Nagasaki

Link: https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna7090178

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220811_ANGRY_WHITE_MAN.mp3

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*** Also on WRMI, 5850 kHz, Friday NIGHT EDT 10-11 PM …

FAUX FAUCI, doubles, and the end of the PSYOPs … (madness)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/fauci-booed-crowds-while-throwing-first-pitch-seattle-mariners-game

Celebrity …

“Many of the most interesting and exciting and rewarding lives, ever lived? – you will never know about.” – Dr. Freckles

Jork … Jorkyou!

Jork: the act of taking several pounds of rock salt and shoving this, forcibly, up someone’s butt-tube, and it’s quite painful and humiliating …

Jorking: where two or more people sit in a circle, naked, and rub rock salt all over their junk.

This is today’s new word …

Pro-tip: JORK means what the f-bomb means, but WAY WAY JORKING WORSE.

Angry British people …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/revolution-has-begun-75000-brits-stop-paying-power-bills-amid-inflation-storm

Angry …

Link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/university-kansas-offers-angry-white-male-studies-class

What am I so angry about?

1. Jetsons lie … come on. We were supposed to live in sky-condos and have robots and flying cars … we were supposed to hang out at sky-clubs and do sky-cocaine as we watched the peasants dig for the last remaining uranium below … in their squalor … their bodies covered in tumors and jinkus … their minds polluted with mercury and Hallmark Channel clichés.
2. Where are the starships and the dystopian futuristic hell scapes? Where is Farah Fawcett, running from some cyborg that has Harvey Keitel’s voiceover actor’s nonsense British voice as if we care any longer and we JORKING don’t … We were supposed to have Sigourney Weaver (sexy young version), running through the passageways of our starship, in only her underwear and a tight t-shirt … and we were gipped … and that’s a huge deal.
3. cameras on the moon … all the space crap … I don’t know if it’s true or false, I don’t really care, it has little impact upon the price or quality of the food I eat.
4. Mormon beer … don’t get me started.
5. food is poison … I went to get some cottage cheese at MARTY’S ALL NITE GROCER. It was yellow and smelly and I think there were human hairs and fecal matter shoved in there … the manager wouldn’t let me return it, I looked in his dead eyes and prayed that the coyote kings would come for him and his clan. I know the dark paste is everywhere now, it’s in everything. Dark paste and shame and jizz … that’s the cottage cheese now.
6. Walking on egg shells and apology tours and crap … NO … speak your goddamn mind … be unafraid to express your opinion … get over this crap. WHAT THE JORK?
7. Danish people … Shakespeare once said: “Denmark – filled with MOTHERJORKERS!”
8. Cars are mostly crap now … the Toyota CAMRY … started falling apart right after I bought it.
9. People are still wearing coffee filters … masks … probably because of shame at this point.
10. STAR WARS movies
11. Super hero movies

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220805_GULAG_FOR_WOMEN.mp3

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Ash and trash …

Where to get NOTES: PLANETARYSTATUSREPORT.COM/WRMI.

If you want to donate, there is a link at my site, PLANETARYSTATUSREPORT.COM

My contact email: [email protected]

FCC Behavior …

It’s murky …

7 BAD WORDS …

1. shit
2. piss
3. fuck
4. cunt
5. cocksucker
6. motherfucker
7. tits

WADDABOWED …

1. Boovulate
2. Scrunctus
3. Devoolia
4. Tridesto
5. Nistorian Pincter Splink
6. Sorgo-Trog
7. Sideways-Sally Mist Party
8. Jergin
9. Boblimptock
10. Grinken
11. Sclisserate
12. Annoolibitis
13. Test-Rock-Pony

MOAR MONKEY POX …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/biden-hhs-declare-monkeypox-public-health-emergency-soon-today

“GULAG for WOMEN …” (starring digitized 1970’s PAM GRIER)

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/political/russian-prosecutors-request-9-12-year-sentence-brittney-griner

1. You get rights to Griner’s story, ASAP.
2. You hire Pam and get rights to her digitized 1970’s self.
3. You hire some B-LIST, but dishy, female actors.
4. You write the script in a weekend.
5. Griner never goes to the prison …
6. You still release the movie.
7. People believe the movie …

“I saw it in a movie … m’kay …”

Shit you hear …

“Whatever shit you hear? – might be shit in your ear.” – Dr. Freckles

Ya think?

I have covered the western lands in muck dust, leaving on the tracings of bent and broken nargin-thieves. Jungis? The Grov-Lord? He stole our ancient scepter and sold that crap to some hookers near Grinken Town.

I had an inconceivable fear of frog swamps, where the last of the old gilley-rats were sacrificed to Bael. I would spend my nights sniffing after cat flowers and wrestling dolphins near the inlet where they dumped those bodies last year, that place where all the old folks were taken. You could say I was in a hurry to find lightning style love.

It was your own moon unit that led the way to the demon caves, somewhere near Heber, where the ancient Ute shaman would lurk and gather Indio-grievous dust and jurgen-paste. They would smear a gumbo of dead coyote and wasted lives upon their broken bodies and then hunt after the scarlet beaver of RUNEVILLE. And with turquoise treasure and love magic, they’d find their own beastly wives ingroogliating their boovula.

The way you tell it, you were a golden boy or golden girl when the BEEGEES road STRONG and that old queen, Elton John, ruled Boy’s Town. You had green eyes and yellow teeth and your children were whale herders, no longer in contact with ordinary Horgen-Folk, but eating by themselves at Old Schlimby’s Beef Stew Warehouse … and the rat stew had the odor of afterbirth and failure.

Take your Romeo style gigolos and your pastel swimming trunks and that snotty attitude. Go down to STRUNKER’S MEAT PALACE and buy yourself some hammerhead chili. And when you’ve finished? – understand that your world is broken and left to the smoke demons.

Nothing is protected …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/senator-asks-cdc-clear-conflicting-statements-vaccine-safety-research

people believe, in this “digital age”, it’s harder to “lie about the numbers” …

But as someone who has worked on clinical informatics projects, places like Harborview in Seattle?

(it’s literally, lopsidedly, the opposite)

(way easier to lie)

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Where are we?

1. 2008 GFC
2. 2009-2019 The Lost Decade or the financial obscuration/obfuscation of a global depression … the parable of the unconscious skier …
3. 2019 REPO market suffers from systemic issues, Powell goes to push button QE
4. 2020 “COVID” (or what I call the monkey herpes), the “RACE WAR”, and other petit forms of psychological warfare. Key point: in 2020 the level of PSYOPs being conducted against the US, and likely much of the world, was ramped up.
5. 2021 “NEVERENDING BIDEN-TRUMP TRAUMA DRAMA” … lots of limited hangouts and lab leak theories, etc …
6. 2022 “RUSSIA, RUSSIA, RUSSIA” … and the shutting down of much of the cooperative scientific research around the arctic circle … probably random

What’s next?

Since December 2020, I’ve had a feeling that we were looking at a blank, empty, chalkboard … but maybe what I was seeing was in fact a vision of the “chasm” … if Wiley Coyote has the courage to look down as he coasts across the canyon through space? What would he see?

Are you seeing a lot of second and third stringers getting a “chance at the wheel”?

(that’s not a good sign)

Planet of the Humans …

What if the entire green energy agenda is just a Potemkin village, hiding more coal, natural gas, oil, and nuclear?

What if the green energy movement is also a PSYOP, designed to calm the general public as we rocket towards some very ugly places in the near future?

A NEW COSMOLOGY …

What if those power generating wind-farms are NOT what you think they are?

ADD and FOMO

“All ADD is overcome by FOMO.” – Dr. Freckles

Boomer went on a run …

“You don’t train dogs … you sign peace agreements with them … you hope those agreements hold.” – Dr. Freckles

I went to …

I went to McDonalds …

I ordered a number 6 with extra-cheese-sauce and a side order of jingo-fries …

They served me 2 hours later …

Gave me a brown bag full of pain and broken glass and diesel fuel …

(and they said “have a nice day”)

(so I had to stabz them)

I went to Subway …

I really wanted a tuna sandwich …

I’d been watching this nature show about how the sharks can’t find no more food so they’re starting to eat more kids who go swimming … after that there was a documentary about Fukushima …

And I got really hungry … for a tuna sandwich …

I went to this Subway off of Blimpton, not far from Grinken AVE … where those people were killed last year because they didn’t have the right look on their faces …

They asked me what I wanted, and I said: GIVE ME A FUCKING FOOT LONG TUNA SANDWICH …

The manager went in the back, he scooped up some marinated fiberglass from the bin in the back, mixed it with used motor oil and misery … they put it into their EZ bake oven … but first they said “what kind of bread do you want?” – AND IT MADE ME SO ANGRY.

“WHAT KIND OF BREAD???!? – the kind NOT containing wrestling mat material …” – I yelled in response …

Then they smathered sprinkter sauce and gumbo grease on it and pissed on it and shoved it all in a bag made of recycled condoms …

And I was really thankful …

I went down to the CHEVRON …

They sell fuel and hookers and sawed-off shotguns and whiskey style nightmares …

They have a heating lamp zone where hotdogs slowly die of dehydration, and hamburgers made from ferry rat and whale vomit can be had for 5 bucks … it’ll be 20 bucks next week … so get them burgers while you can …

They had these new “nuggets” for sale – $4 for a dozen … seemed too good to be true. They were golden and glistening and steamy and moist … “Tasdey-Nuggetz” is what they are called …

“… are these really just four bucks?”, I asked the cashier … and she gave me a quizzical look as she rubbed her bumptous and injoovulated in her underwear …

“…. uh … yeah … it’s a new product from corporate … they’re some kind of nugget …”

“What kind of nugget?”

“Protein based ….”

“Plant protein?!? … really?”

“Nah … some kind of synthetic protein from India … made from some kind of creature that lives there …”

“Then why call it ‘synthetic’?”

“I work here … sorry.”

So I bought a box of those nuggets … and they tasted so good, I bought two more boxes …

I’ve only been eating these nuggets …

For weeks now, my hair is falling out, my fingernails are becoming thicker and sharper …

I can’t stand the light – it burns …

(but I love those nuggets)

My new girlfriend, the stripper … she said “let’s go to Zehnder’s baby …” … she spread her legs a little as she said it.

“I need some wings and cheese curgles”, Misty said, as she puffed her clove cigarette.

“Sure Misty … let’s go …”

They had baby back style chicken ribs and Cleveland style steamed ocean clams and oysters … they had mustard rubbed peglic breast, and trib-juice. We wanted to order junctis, with a side of wall crabs, but it seemed too much.

The bill? – $400 … so we dodged a bullet.

I went to the COSMOPOLITAN in LAS VEGAS …

We were hustling Scarsdale vlooze and elegant champagne mortgage backed tortilla bars …

We played blackjack and craps and spun the wheel …

We enjoyed the jacuzzi vodka bar and the iced tea hot tub tilapia brunch …

My hooker wife asked me “you gotz more gold for the doorman?”, and I just smiled and fired my pistol and cleaned the brain goo from my new Italian loafers …

It was a good time …

Britannia …

(how they send emails)

MOBILITY AIDS … that are clinical and ugly … gotta have them …

EGTP …

I thought they would kill off “Brandon” with COVID, and perhaps it was always supposed to be the summer before midterms … I thought they’d kill him off sooner, but this makes sense too … keeps the plates spinning … kind of syncs with the “Summer of Hot Rage” vibe we’re getting from the Left with respect to the recent “gun and abortion” rulings …

And if we are nearing the end of the game, and the outcome is inevitable: then you can let all the shitty players on the court for a chance to play … even Kamala.

There’s been a LOT of amateur hour shit in the last decade, but especially in recent years. It’s as if all the lower tier scum are “getting their shot” to be CEO’s and congress people and maybe POTUS, right? … so Kamal gets to play, at this point in the game it simply does not matter.

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/president-biden-tested-positive-covid-19

ULH

Was Apollo the ultimate limited hangout? A multi-level deception designed to keep people asking the WRONG QUESTIONS for 50+ years?

Perhaps the space programs, and the “alien revelations”, are gimmicks containing partial truths, all designed to keep people confused and off the track of the truth.

Do we really know or understand the nature of our local universe?

Do you trust the people telling you they know?

Link: https://en-academic.com/dic.nsf/enwiki/3065176

Yachting …

Link: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2022/07/25/the-haves-and-the-have-yachts

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20220720_I_will_not_stop_you.mp3

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If it’s the “Clathrate Gun” …

Link: https://patents.google.com/patent/US20110005422A1/en

Anchor, Spotify …

It looks like it’s happening again … and that’s okay. Shadow banning from the beginning …

Links no longer work on Spotify …

And the COVID-19 tag on my Breaking Bad podcast with Mike …

I think there’s a 50/50 chance I’m banned from Anchor/Spotify in the next 30 to 90 days.

Frazil …

Skittles …

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/skittles-unfit-human-consumption-lawsuit-claims

A “recession” …

“A recession during a depression is a collapse.” – Dr. Freckles

Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/recession-may-already-be-here

God might …

“Do what you want, really … I won’t stop you, but God might.” – Dr. Freckles

1. Become some kinda fucking alley way doctor, where surgery is performed and the anesthesia is some vodka and a lead pipe.
2. Making love to women while piloting ferries … you can do it …
3. You want to buy that new “Grill Gun” thingy … and you know why … and that’s all that matters.
4. You built a cabin, deep in the mountains. Your wife has left you, and you are abandoned to the darkness. You are training an army of mad gorillas, covered in dynamite, covered in failure. That’s okay … I won’t stop you …
5. Sarah Harper smoked crack cocaine, and rubber her bloobis on the bus … on the way to work. She thought about her trick, and his hands, and his yellow bloodshot eyes that seemed to glow in the night … His throbbing xoorg engudgulated her frinktal zone, and the 8 ancient greases flowed, as scaly birds fed on wig-ants near the abandoned church. That’s okay too … you can do that.
6. After each day turns sour, the philosopher loads his pistol and goes looking for trash. He stops at the first bar, nasty and consuming, the smell of stale cigarettes and bleach and vomit and shit filled the air … musty, muggy, moist, lost to the lukewarm world of woolly headed speed freaks. He can stop and have his white lightning, and then go back to hunting buffalo … I’ll do nothing to prevent it.
7. I will hide out in the desert, not far from Scompton. My head rests on a stone pillow, and my bed is made of rancid possum entrails and old moldy newspapers. I shiver feverishly at night, as the slow cooking heat of a methane catastrophe chases my dreams to Grinken Ville … I’ve seen the hooker armies … I’ve seen Kortan and the lizard queen and all the old folk being boiled for dog food … I’ve been near the outer realm, where the gondo-lords rule, and the priestess class swims in pools filled with KY jelly … and this is as it should be … and don’t try to stop me.
8. You want to become DICTATOR for LIFE of ALL PLANET BOBLIMPTOCK! You want your hands replaced with glowing red hot fists of titanium … You want to hold the still beating hearts of your enemies, in your glowing hands, as they slowly sizzle and beat their LAST. Your mansion will be made of plutonium, your car will be powered by cats … the ZINCKTON-FOLK will worship you and build a statue in your honor – and you will do pharma-grade cocaine as busty models get you OFF and you soil your silk pajamas with man juice. This is fine … I will not say NO …
9. Some time next year, COL TRIG will open a fast food chain called “Old Schimbly’s Kidney Pies” … he will partner with KING NOB hotel chains, and Peterson Ice Deliveries … he hopes to get a lot of verticals and horizontals going … a nearby medical clinic will lend a hand … He will serve fine high grade kidney pies, but if you find yourself naked, in a bath tub, covered in ice, with two surgical incisions on your left and right abdomen? – CALL AN AMBULANCE … but whatever …. YOU do YOU …
10. YOU … motherfucker … you LOVE Dungeness crab … you brag, in your slightly Asperger’s (aka DANISH) way … about how you “love to catch the little creatures” and boil them and eat them … Me? – I won’t eat that shit … you can have the tertiary consumers … the filter feeders … the things that LITERALLY EAT SHIT … and die … they are filled with poison, and it is an insult to your immune system as bad OR WORSE than surgery or any puncture wound … but keep eating your fucking shit roaches … your poison beetles … I won’t stop you.

Code monkey …

“A code monkey is someone you hire to tell a computer to do something YOU ARE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO YOUR OWN GODDAM SELF!” – Dr. Freckles

Crazy and old …

“When you get crazy and old, it doesn’t matter how you get eaten.” – Dr. Freckles

Hennessey Commercial …

“Life’s crazy, so get drunk …”