"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Nothing about the “anti-banker Libertarian wins in Argentina” story seems legit to me – it’s too cartoonish. Plus – the guy seems to have a hardon for Israel …
And then there’s that story from the Army years ago …
But I really don’t want to be talking about this.
“The actual scientific method is USEFUL … Worshiping science, or its necessarily temporary truths, is crazy.” – Dr. Freckles
“Gandalf was a traveling grifter, Princess Leia sent out PHISHING TRAPS and SPAM: which one was worse?” – Dr. Freckles
I’m sure a LOT of old drunk Jedi got Princess Leia’s “you’re my only hope” form letter …
(a lot of them pressed delete immediately)
(press DELETE BILBO – blow that grifter mother fucker away!)
Ginger children are the most hated.
All cultures have stories of roasting ginger kids, when they are born – or tossing them out into the woods, to be eaten, or befriended, by wolves … usually eaten.
Ginger bread houses come from the Middle Ages, when the Vatican sanctioned multiple crusades against ginger kids.
They would build a house of dry straw and wood, and put the ginger kids in it … and set it on fire …
They loved doing this around the holidays.
The AZTECS NEVER SACRIFICED VIRGINS …
ARE YOU MAD? – you don’t waste that …
No – they would take all ginger kids born that year, and cover them in skeel-wax and bat entrails and lead them up to the sacrificial altar where the elders would each take turns stabbing the kids.
You know WHY they killed JFK?
(ginger)
If you must eat human, ginger flesh is considered the most succulent and tasty.
“Bryt syde: smort duvises hav set bak ingliszh bye forr huundrid yrs, n dats kewl.” – Dr. Freckles
“MARK MY WORDS, FULL STOP is my new TLDR.” – Dr. Freckles
“Rubbing a woman’s inner thigh is like rubbing Aladdin’s Lamp.” – Dr. Freckles
I’m gonna start raising coyote/raccoon hybrids … it’s gonna be the NEXT big pet … except for the weird Ecuadorian parasites they will carry and their minds being filled with ball bearings.
Coycoon or Raccote … any name suggestions are welcome.
I need to plant hoil-beetles, and harvest the nutt juice from cactus-hawks. My women will massage their boobies as they plant corn in their nunya-pit. I can see myself riding a brown horse of enormous size, and packing a 12 gauge hand-cannon called “Nectar of Peet”. Sure, I might get stuck in my own power-hassle, but my love-cadre will give me spunk-clans and other rort-cream.
“Do stupid SHIT long enough, it will probably kill you. Also, humans do stupid shit – get over it, try to do it in moderation.” – Dr. Freckles
“New age ‘prosperity/BMW’ Christianity is a bargaining position, not a faith.” – Dr. Freckles
“Don’t be afraid to be brave.” – Dr. Freckles
“Scream as if the world never hears your voice; no one, to include God, will ever call you lukewarm.” – Dr. Freckles
“Cities are simulations for convincing PREDATORS they are not predators.” – Dr. Freckles
“Hobos are like lint rollers: we pick up a LOT of knowledge, if we don’t die.” – Dr. Freckles
“Best protection against bullies: be more trouble than it’s worth.” – Dr. Freckles
“It’s never too late to fuck things up worse.” – Dr. Freckles
“The internet isn’t so much a library, but more of a landfill.” – Dr. Freckles
“The McRib is coming back … be afraid … be very afraid.” – Dr. Freckles
(think)
The McRib is scumbous-flesh, and made of wood pulp and metal shavings … it captures the diesel-heart of a dying epoch, and it is meant to be eaten in silence, in a dark room, surrounded by cats …
Link: https://tastecooking.com/what-are-mcribs-made-of
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231116_All_People_Agree.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Oath Keepers: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10192
You feel it?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10188
Eccles Building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10186
Melee: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10183
It is mine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10180
Israel and Anti-Semitism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10178
My brain rejecting films: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10176
Hockey: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10174
“IT WAS COVID-19 I TELLS YA!”: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10172
Never give up!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10167
Robot kills man: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10164
All people agree: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10139
Yelling “pandemic” in a crowded theater: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10157
The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10153
Chasing Waterfalls: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10151
Maintenance: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10149
In a free world: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10145
All I want for Christmas: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10143
GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10137
FUCK YOU POSTMAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10075
A seashell: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10119
Joy and the right thing: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10117
Gandalf: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10115
Bilbo’s .357: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10113
Facing the Tsunami: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10105
During a famine: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=10102
“Oath Keepers was a deep state data mining operation, likely the target set for ‘Q-Anon’ later on.” – Dr. Freckles