“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles
HOBLIMPTOCK
“I’ve talked about BOBLIMPTOCK, but not HOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
The family …
“Once the government has captured the family, they have captured the nation.” – Dr. Freckles
Asking for wisdom …
“Asking for wisdom from God is like asking for infinite pain, and infinite joy – but remember, there’s pain.” – Dr. Freckles
A free country …
“A free country is a hornets nest, or a BIG hug, to other nations – choose wisely with free countries.” – Dr. Freckles
IT at work …
The IT software / firewall at work classifies my blog, this blog, as porn …
If it is porn? – it’s a strange porn.
A porn for strangers …
A table set for strangers to feel less alone.
People like me …
“When people like me stop getting cancelled? – you should probably get worried.” – Dr. Freckles
LISTEN!!!
“Keep a fucking notebook!” – Dr. Freckles
(physical, paper, pen, pencil, style, notebook)
(I don’t care what you do for a living)
- farmers
- engineers
- teachers
- doctors
- nurses
- accountants
- journalists
- chefs
- janitors
- moms / dads / parents
- everybody, fucker
- you are not guaranteed electricity
Sheep dipping …
- What is it?
- What is it today?
- Does it require consent or knowing participation?
“The Vatican is the ‘Alan Greenspan’ of Christian principles.” – Dr. Freckles
(you don’t go to Hell for smoking cigarettes – doesn’t mean it will end well)
(and hamburger IS NOT steak)
- cursing
- sins
- forgiveness
- ministry
The laundromat …
“The laundromat is like a casino that is more peaceful and less disappointing.” – Dr. Freckles
(bonus: you get to hear the cling-cling-cling of the change machine, and it’s like a slot machine paying out)
Fermented semen …
“Vagina beer, fermented semen, you see where this is headed?” – Dr. Freckles
Knowing what’s going on …
“If you can think beyond politics and voting, you have a chance at understanding what’s actually going on; but even then, everyday people will never know for sure.” – Dr. Freckles
BOOVULA ALE
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231027_BOOVULA_ALE.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
In the future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9831
Some more Dr. Freckles quotes:
“Grieving is tough shit.” – Dr. Freckles
“Game theory OVER Behaviorism.” – Dr. Freckles
“Elon Musk is the Eddie Haskell of space.” – Dr. Freckles
“Social media is a mind-control trash heap, and if you put more weight into it than that? – you’re probably trash too.” – Dr. Freckles
“You can trust Lennie to not crush mice more than you can trust the government to NOT crush your dreams” – Dr. Freckles
“A rational person that gets kicked in the genitals enough? – ends up an anarchist.” – Dr. Freckles
“Auto-tune is auto-doom … to music.” – Dr. Freckles
“Humility is a tool against evil.” – Dr. Freckles
Read your Nietzsche shit head …
(humility drives the adder to drink its own poison)
In the future …
In the future …
The “CALIFORNIA DREAMING” video will be seen as naïve bright-siding utopian bullshit.
In the future …
Swamp masters, herding their hooker women, will lurk in the regions EAST of New York City. They will harvest sewage crab and live off of the snail greases and the lost virgin patties. It will be hard, but their names will be THROG and GRYG and TOOLLS … and they will be feared. In the future.
In the future …
The dancing nurses will be found, along with DB COOPER and the cause of the WTC-7 collapse … all found … all verified. Sure, you’ll use these secret papers to keep yourself warm, and you’ll burn the plastic coverings too … as you cower in your cave, on the run from the HIGLIN-CREW and the other droogs hanging near the Ivory Sands of Tyl … and still their hearts will be warn and yellow. In the future.
IN THE FUTURE …
The bullet will be gold and gold will be power. Heinous derby riders, shooting horses for taco meat, will be chased out of Florida and find refuge in the storm drains of Dallas. The underground world, covered in mold and slime, becomes their empire of madness and the LOST ONES are forgotten, as their bones turn to dust. In the future.
Way off in the future …
People will live on MARS … they’ll have fancy cars and martinis at bars … they will ski Olympus Mons, and hangout with ROBOT-ELON-MUSK – carbon unit Musk will be dead by then, died in a TESLA accident. Many will come to his funeral, dressed in steel and suede, wondering and wandering the cemetery, finding only reflections of their own monkey failure … in the future.
LENNIE
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20231026_Lennie.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
Stock Market: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9826
Don’t!: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9824
Right to speak: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9822
Pulse of society: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9820
Fame: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9817
Low quality FCC approved recording (banned): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9813
When the leaves fall: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9810
Lennie: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9804
The anti-war party: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=9802
Stock market …
“A watched stock market never crashes.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t …
“Don’t ever take a job at Miskatonic University.” – Dr. Freckles
Right to speak …
“Where a person has no right to speak? – the unconscious rules.” – Dr. Freckles
Pulse of society …
I have my finger on the pulse of society …
“He’s dead Jim!” – Bones