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Sorbitol …

Jungous, the Horde Lord, is forming up cadres outside and inside your city …

His people live in the median, between the fast lanes that take you and your TESLA to STAR SPAM CITY …

They are covering themselves in raccoon grease and wrath …

They will raid your homes soon …

(you don’t have enough bullets)

JOOG, the TURG-NURGEN, aka “Elon Musk”, is steeping his tea in cow urine and elf spice. His mallet if unmet, as the human crankous realm melts into oblivion. He was ALWAYS broken, and now the ZULU is coming for your busty women and your craft IPA beer …

A great space ship is being built in Antarctica. It will take the star children home.

A great ship is being built at the South Pole, it will travel through a hole in space/time.

There’s a GREAT CAPTAIN named BURT who won’t get hurt when the radiation comes.

There’s a lost people in the caves of NOR and there they are led by a scarlet whore.

The human gumptous lives in cities, eating mosquito larvae and churgle-tacos …

They slunk and shamble their ways to jobs where the bunctous sweat burns at their buttholes, as they work off that LUNCH TIME lasagna …

They strangle dreams and in their hand they hold a glowing rectangle, showing all the angles of THEIR DOOM.

They are a poison fruit.

They are the scourge …

I’m a de-expansionist-anti-extinctionist …

I hate Bill Gates AND Norman Borlaug …

I’ll bring my wrath on a plastic spoon Monday.

Then one day my laser scarf wenches will rule the night.

SEA-FLOW brings balance …

SEA-FLOW energizes your sperm.

You can use our flowtein power gels to achieve NEXT LEVEL female boovula style slather-grease.

Nothing can stop you.

we’re loading up on skaguus-freaks, and herpes-felons and Ukrainians … so many Ukrainians …

we’re loading up on SKEETO-TRIBES from the DARK CONTINENT, as the denser grains are fed to whistle-pigs and the Israeli whores sell dick sores to the Doobie Brothers.

we could have had ape meat sandwiches – but no one was willing to wrestle the Sky Hawk Shaman …

we could have traveled to MARS and put our flag upon Olympus Mons and made ourselves a home on those sandy slopes … we coulda … but we didn’t …

We could have formed various FRUIT ARMIES, and made parfait all day …

But you said it was stone-madness, and I said our Kentucky Love Affair was over.

Men and women will breed using metal pipes and ice cream scoops …

In the year 2133, the last bio-sexual act will be performed on Pay-per-View …

From that point on all stiggous-flesh rituals will be cybernetically conducted using gridge-paste and doogan sauces and silicon yeast …

By the year 2044 all women will be men and all men will be gay.

In the near future …

You will have a penile implant that regulates your sperm and skizz-goop …

The government will tax you on your goop …

It will be $4 a wad or nutt …

Probably by 2038 …

Your children and grandchildren will be slaves to the HYPERCUBE …

All COOCH-BABIES will get rabies after doing the BLUES on METH …

And your retirement funds will be diversified into Japanese turnip bonds.

The knockout game is becoming popular, all the kids are doing it now …

They knockout some old dude and then tow the body to the pits outside of town.

they are handing out cable soup to the cadets, and letting the nurses pull the plugs on widow land cowboys …

It’s all sorbitol now … all the food is sorbitol.

we have sorbitol factories churning out sorbitol 24/7

we have plenty of sorbitol for everyone …

everyone can be happy

In the year 2029, fertile women will be rounded up and placed in SWEAT CAMPS in the Everglades …

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SCHOOL

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20240616_SCHOOL.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

FECAL MATTER:

Some stuff we need to talk about … to random people … to see what happens.

When you walk into your favorite restaurant or taco bar, focus your eyes on the fingernails of the people preparing your food …

What’s that you see?

Dried blood and and fecal matter, urine stains and semen? Particles of that get into your food, they don’t care. They don’t wash their hands after they poop, and some of them will scratch their cracks before putting together your BLT on RYE.

There’s a THREEBLE FUNK SHOCK ARMY forming up outside of Nashville, TN. Thrimblin-ford wrestlers are covered in mountain spikes, and their herg-bossom jugglers are wearing skimping outfits, and covering themselves in splizz-oil and monkey-paste.

They don’t wash their hands or feet. They pick at scabs as they make your “garden salad”, and the uber driver wipes his sweat onto your burger king delivery.

Reality: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12339

SCHOOL: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12097

Wrestling a woman: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12225

Like it used to be: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12089

Gig Economy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12055

Don’t make her mad: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12186

Humane Treatment: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12064

Biscuits and Gravy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12111

Where could it be coming from?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=12091

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“PAWG NIGHTMARE …” (coming for CHRISTMAS 2024)

So I have this idea for a great movie, and I need NETFLIX or AMAZON STUDIOS or SONY to call me …

In the not so distant future, the WHITE WOMEN form a coalition of disdain and take over the system and nearly destroy the world …

Following the broken headed rule of WHITE WOMEN, white girls, between the ages of 25 and 45, are hunted, rounded up, put in special camps in the EVERGLADES …

This is the setting for PAWG NIGHTMARE …

You can say it’s a setup for soft-core porn style exploitation in the oeuvre of Pam Grier … this might be true.

But it could win an OSCAR …

Things have been CRAZY in Florida …

Poignantly dramatic horrors are unfolding in Miami, as people are being eaten by gators …

It’s just too much …

“WRESTLING GATORS for DOLLARS”

It’s ostensibly SET in the Florida Everglades, but probably needs to be filmed pay-per-view on some island in the Philippines …

Satellite TV … probably some of the satellites will get shot down once the show spins UP.

You have to wrestle these gators, but if you SURVIVE? – you get 10 bucks … and a trip home … probably not a very nice trip home, tbh. Probably a pirate ship … your organs probably get harvested.