“Anything you do obsessively, to the exclusion of your commitments to God or those humans you care about, is drunkenness .” – Dr. Freckles


"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
“Anything you do obsessively, to the exclusion of your commitments to God or those humans you care about, is drunkenness .” – Dr. Freckles

“For black box testing, all things being equal, the only proxy for performance is LOAD TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
“Microsoft AMALGA was to hospitals what the new voting machines are to democracy.” – Dr. Freckles
“The AVENGER was a platypus, just not as functional or elegant.” – Dr. Freckles

“If you’re gonna be a troll on TWITTER? – at least have a blue check mark AND more than 30 followers.” – Dr. Freckles
“If you think attractive people are BETTER people, your life will be filled with disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles
(spoiler alert: this is NOT how Jesus sees it)
“Be careful who you pray to.” – Dr. Freckles
“Forgiveness DOES NOT MEAN amnesia.” – Dr. Freckles