"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
I couldn’t find any decent recent articles on this: either it’s a non-issue, or the opposite and they (the property pyramid banker pimp guild) don’t want to panic the HOME DEPOT DEMOGRAPHIC … aka, Boomers.
If you say “Dan, we recycle our water”, meditate on electricity and reliability during heat waves … when … you know … big uncontrollable fires happen.
Whatever happened
to poor G1NJRBR3D?
He was here,
such a young scamp,
running about
chasing butterflies
and dreams …
WTAF ever happened
to that little
BEAM of LIGHT?
Did some monster
take poor G1NJRBR3D
in the NIGHT?
Little G1NJRBR3D
never hurt no one
no how …
he was a moon child
of the darkest emerald
and in glaze
his hazy ways
would transform the gloom
from a tomb.
No one said
nothing bad
about poor
little
G1NJRBR3D …
but is he dead?
Did some force
grab him
in the woods?
Is he gone
for goods?
Did I kill
poor
little
G1NJRBR3D?
WAS IT ME?
Or was it cinna-bun …
on the run …
he’s got his gun.
If you see him
you are done,
cinna-bun-bun-bun …
cinna-bun-bun …
he walks the Earth
driving his hearse
where there is no sun …
I was able
to remove
the ear worm.
It was grey
and brackish
and sad and lame.
It had scab eyes
and a walnut brain.
It was tearing
at my temporal lobe,
chunks of brain flesh
and girg.
I am left
as Mr. Potato
made me,
full of zest
and robusto.
I am ROBUSTO and so is G1NJRBRED.
Robusto
extravagante style
VOLCANO YACHT
CLUB SEX TALES
type living,
with dolphin wine
and raccoon cum
and gopher sunsets.
Hammered and hungry,
we’re breaking out
to find new possibilities.
We’ve been STRUCK
by the LOVE CURSE,
and our HEARSE speeds away
carrying our flesh burden
and our desires.
We fold
into the ground
like hound dog
warriors,
and the mountains
bend
to our new
fire posse.
TAKE HOLD
of your emotion
and FIGHT
for your LIFE
until
the cities burn.
And among the urns
labeled red and black
somewhere near the back
of the bus
for the rest of us
sat little G1NJRBR3D
He mutters still ...
"whatever happened
to poor
little
G1NJRBR3D ..."
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The Big Pickaxe Mountain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29064
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You’re gonna eat your babies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29051
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There’s something you should NOTICE about the targets of IRAN this go around …
Maybe it’s weird that I notice.
Hey, remember that time the TURKS left the AUSSIES alone at Gallipoli, because they didn’t think it was right … me neither.
And if this is a war of attrition, as the UKRAINE-WAR-EDGE-LORDS say, then WHY isn’t IRAN attacking Israel?
Link: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/22/pickaxe-mountain-iran-nuclear-site-trump
THE BIG PICKAXE MOUNTAIN
One evening as the sun went down
and Kuwait was burning
Radar tracked a stealth bomber
and he said boys I’m not turning
I’m heading for a HILL that’s far away
beside the OIL fountains
So come with me
we’ll go and see
the Big PICKAXE Mountain
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
there’s a bunker that’s lit quite bright
Where the MISSILES grow on bushes
and you FIRE THEM every night
Where the boxcars are full of nuclear dust
and the AYATOLLAH shines every day
On the mines and the seas
and the drone trees
Where the rocket fuel springs
where the machine gun sings
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
all the IRGC have wooden legs
And the speedboats all have holes beneath and
the virgins suck every day
The centrifuges are full of FUEL
and the skies are full of gray
Oh, I’m bound to go
where there ain’t no bros
Where the black rain falls
and the wind don’t blow
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
you never fire your GLOCKS
And the little streams of uranium
come a-trickling down the rocks
The soldiers have to eat dead rats
and the radar screens are blind
There’s a lake of goo
and of plutonium too
You can paddle all around ’em
in a fallout canoe
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
the news are full of spin
And you can TALK BS again
and carry that big grin
There ain’t no cutoff rifles,
no knives grenades or tricks
I’m a going to stay
where you grill PORK all day
Where they hung the jerk
that killed CHARLIE KIRK
In the Big PICKAXE Mountain
I want to go
where the IRANIANS glow
in the BIG PICKAXE MOUNTAIN
The Iranians are not attacking Israel right now BECAUSE the Israelis no longer have defensive missiles. I heard John Mearsheimer say this, and others as well. It’s dumb. All of the truly loved YouTube war operatives are repeating this bullshit or more wisely ignoring the kosher elephant in the room … completely.
NONE OF THE EDGE LORDS have reasonably explained WHY genocidal Israel has been left untouched by this reignited war. Lots of facile reasoning, but no good arguments. But the dumbest is “they can’t fight back” … so let them regroup?
Beware the “dancing nurses” and the “lego movies”.
“Escalation Ladder” is this year’s “social distancing”.
Iranians look like they’re trying to lose a war they nearly WON 3 months ago …
(it’s weird)
IYKYK
