“On the death star? – the more you have, the more they have over you.” – Dr. Freckles
A new kind of air conditioner …
“Dan, we have this new kind of air conditioner …”
“Really, how does it work?”
“An electric fan blows a current of air over ICE …”
“So it’s a swamp cooler?”
“No … no.”
“Where do you get the ice from?”
“That’s racist …”
(and scene)
IYKYK
ROOKIE NUMBERS
WOKE CLOSURE
“Transitive closure for woke people is a bridge too far.” – Dr. Freckles
TAKE FIVE
“The best parts of Dave Brubeck TAKE FIVE are the parts they never play in movies or TV shows.” – Dr. Freckles
Listening to music …
“If you know how to listen to music, you know HOW to know everything.” – Dr. Freckles
Parrots, pirates, and “smart devices” …
“Parrots are better smart devices, and they last 100 years, and their batteries are well made.” – Dr. Freckles
“muting”
“Block or do not block, passive aggressive muting is.” – YODA
Something for the Sovietologist to nibble on …
GET A GRIP
“You know what I WANT? – a woman in my life that has a grip on reality, even a tiny grip is better than none.” – Dr. Freckles
SOCIAL MEDIA MAN
“If you’re posting on social media what YOU think a MAN is? – then you’re in the wrong place to begin with.” – Dr. Freckles
SINGLE MOM
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