“Renaming the birds is the Daylight Savings Time of Barrow, Alaska. Cuz now it’s Utqiagvik.” – Dr. Freckles
“We need that new cannon …”
“We gotta build dem dare PLOTON CANNON before THEY DO!”
“Who are ‘they’?”
“How the fuck should I know …”
“We gotta harvest suptick-fuel from the Himalayas … and you know China doesn’t care about babies …”
“We gotta build a rocket catapult?”
“Why?”
“So we can reach the sky, then …”
“Then what Ben?”
“We’ll touch the face of God baby …”
“We have to deploy the X-RAY BEAM.”
“Why my friend ZED?”
“Because if we don’t, the bad guys will zap us dead.”
“Then what happens pal?”
“We retire to a cottage and smoke crack in SO-CAL.”
“That’ll be nice …”
Useful tech …
“Functional and useful technology sells itself.” – Dr. Freckles
First you are made LAME …
“Those whom the gods are about to destroy, they first make lame.” – Dr. Freckles
Voicing messages of extreme retribution during war time …
On the death star …
“On the death star? – we money-rape each other.” – Dr. Freckles
Living a long life …
“Living a long life is not about ‘positive attitude’, it’s about destiny and punishment.” – Dr. Freckles
Wow: she’s still alive …
Dirty money …
“Believing you earn clean income in the USA is like believing those Bureau of Land Management signs that say: ‘these are YOUR public lands’ … they’re not, and your income is as dirty as anyone else.” – Dr. Freckles
Time dude …
“I might be a time traveler, and doomed to drift through the oceans of causality.” – Dr. Freckles