“The measure of intelligence is to know WHAT TO CHANGE, and what not to.” – Dr. Freckles
What ya gonna do, when yer ONE-O-TWO?
MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230730_when_you_are_102.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
What ya GONNA DO MAN: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8867
One of those deaths: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8892
Right to be a moron: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8889
Tough is great: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8887
54K Crunches: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8885
Obsession vs Joy: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8883
EAST GERMANY, better food: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8879
Pain Killers and Trauma: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8876
Good takes: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8874
Smart Devices and Imbeciles: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8872
Twitter: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8869
Farmers and warriors: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=8865
One of those deaths …
If you listen to my podcast, you know I’ve suspected MANY high profile deaths over the last decade have been fake. I can’t tell you where these people are going, but I think it could be related to a bunker complex the elite have constructed in Antarctica.
So maybe this guy really died …
Maybe he’s on his way SOUTH.
Link: https://www.zerohedge.com/military/us-army-general-dies-plane-crash
What ya gonna do when you’re 102?
If I were 102 years old …
I’d live to see hyper intelligent bacteriological colonies form themselves into doctors and nurses at Harborview Medical Center. Nurse SKRON or Dr. SCLUB would seem like normal “people”, but they would simply be a self-organizing MASS of MRSA that had achieved consciousness. If I lived to 102.
<<< dedicated to that shit head mocking homeless people >>>
- spend time in the THROOG-ROOM, where the mustard ladies rub steeg-oil on your buttocks and skendlor freaks hang out to raid the jade market.
- awaiting transport to the TACO BELL MEAT PROCESSING FACILITY in VEGAS.
- hunting ying-bear in the Uinta Mountains, making love to my native American wife, wearing leather and fur from animals I’ve vanquished …
- sitting in a facility, managed by robots, robot nurses, robot hookers, robots to wipe your butt, robots to make your bed, robots to punch you and torture you, robots to chop off your head
- I will live with 24 cats on the top of some unstable volcano, hoping that the dear Lord could eject me and my cats into deep space to link up with Harry Truman …
What you gonna do sucker?
When you TURN 102 …
(106 is a fucking joke)
Right to be a moron …
“Everyone has a RIGHT to be a MORON until they die.” – Dr. Freckles
Corollary:
“The key to learning is: DON’T DIE.” – Dr. Freckles
Tough is great …
“Tough is great, unless you have to live in the shadow of it.” – Dr. Freckles
Emulate 54,000 CRUNCHES …
“… EMULATE 54,000 CRUNCHES IN 12 MINUTES …”
NO FUCK YOU!
(fuck you)
Obsession VS Joy …
Another FUN THING about the Devil …
He LOVES IT when you’re OBSESSED: drugs, working out, food, sex, work, bitcoin, house flipping …
But the Devil DOES NOT want you to be happy.
(think on this)
Scientologists and 12 Steppers …
“Other than Scientologists, the next WORSE GROUP to antagonize are 12 steppers.” – Dr. Freckles
EAST GERMANY, BETTER HOT DOGS
“America right now is like East Germany during the Cold War, just with a better concessions stand.” – Dr. Freckles