“The Irish have no equals, it’s why we drink alone … talk to ourselves.” – Dr. Freckles
Futility …
“Futility is the ROCK that sharpens courage.” – Dr. Freckles
Knowing what to leave behind …
“The hardest lesson in life: know what to take with you, know what to leave behind.” – Dr. Freckles
Drunkenness …
“Anything you do obsessively, to the exclusion of your commitments to God or those humans you care about, is drunkenness .” – Dr. Freckles
Black Boxes and TIME
“For black box testing, all things being equal, the only proxy for performance is LOAD TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Microsoft AMALGA and Voting Machines
“Microsoft AMALGA was to hospitals what the new voting machines are to democracy.” – Dr. Freckles
ADA: 14S, AVENGER
“The AVENGER was a platypus, just not as functional or elegant.” – Dr. Freckles
Trolls on Twitter
“If you’re gonna be a troll on TWITTER? – at least have a blue check mark AND more than 30 followers.” – Dr. Freckles
“Attractive People”
“If you think attractive people are BETTER people, your life will be filled with disappointment.” – Dr. Freckles
(spoiler alert: this is NOT how Jesus sees it)
Prayer (revisited again)
“Be careful who you pray to.” – Dr. Freckles