PLANETARY STATUS REPORT!

Walking in SECTOR-1, you better be carrying your gun.

SECTOR-2, is where you'll leave your poo.

SECTOR-3, a place for you and me.

SECTOR-4, you'll come back for more.

SECTOR-5, keeps you alive.

SECTOR-7, it's almost like HEAVEN ... 
but it's not,
it's covered in snot,
you get what you got,
lies you are taught.

So I think it's GREAT,
in SECTOR-8.

You're gonna be fine,
in SECTOR-9.

If you arrive,
in SECTOR-10,
you'll be surrounded by men,
with red glowing eyes,
and fire blowing skies,
and all this belies,
a truth,
forsooth,
your grinding heart,
is broken from the start,
in SECTOR-10.

Sacrifice that hen,
go to KFC,
get yourself a bucket,
say "fuck it",
it's over for the lands,
make YOUR STAND!
STEAL A GRAND!
BUY SOME COKE!
Because you're broke,
just a wandering bloke,
no steak no sword,
no bread no gourd,
no salad no drink,
WTF do you THINK of SECTOR-11?
It's also not HEAVEN.

SECTOR-13,
where all the food is green,
the coffee really stinks,
the oven is on the blink,
you'll jinx your one true love,
who fit you like a glove,
you called her "butter dove",
but she's gone,
out of scene,
in SECTOR-13,
your mind is a fluke,
she called you a mook,
it's over in days,
retract all your trays,
and prepare to land,
in the realm of sand,
nothing can last,
you're an outcast,
in SECTOR-13.

With SECTOR-14,
the diamonds they gleam,
it's not as it seems,
so get with the team,
in SECTOR-14.