They can only be found on ANCESTRY.COM …

For all those wringing their hands over “lost lands” and “forgotten culture”. FUCK YOU.

I was told to abandon my home to modernity, to join the GLOBALIST JUST-IN-TIME workforce. To get a “college degree”, etc.

When I returned home, home was gone.

So yeah, fuck off with your “protecting your culture” bullshit.

“Where are my roots?” – Dr. Freckles

Everybody is just showing up …

I took the first bus to S’compton and found my hooker-wife, Jenda, dancing with BURT GOOKINS. I left her there at the bar and walked out into the sea, finding comfort in the cold embrace of the reefs.

They are super heroes, showing up in their car. The struggle of choosing pizza and scrolling their TL, their lives broken by gawking horror.