A lonely death
not best or worst
as cave snakes embark
and the park
where my body was dumped
is now empty
Spotted crane
leaving a stain
the membrane torn
by the scorn
and regret
a last pet
left at the vet
a note in the cage
"no rage, no sadness"
just stale
and a body melting
at the veil
Auto-deposit
zombie finances
aunt Sally's fruit cake
for the bake
holding out
months and YEARS
never fear
it's still fresh
with a cat feast
off the leash
and bones do all the rest
The smell is washed out
by Filipino hookers
workers and builders
sweat and blood
and piles of crud
cover up the stench
of the bench
and the body
it's so naughty
no one stops by
The cats are full
near the dried pool
vomit and blood
desiccated and dry
maggots and flies
bones yellow and old
covered in mold
the landlord stops by
"hey, you okay inside?"
but silence grips
pursed lips
"I'll come by another day"
that's what the landlord say
A lonely death
split with fear
no one to remember
no one holds dear
empty clothes
forgotten friends
bitter ends smell sweet
one last treat
for the demon
with a cheer
Dump the body
some place nice
not on ice
not near a church
not under a birch or a pine
find the fine
wet sand
at the beach
under a log
so some coyote
or man
can find it there
in the sun
tomato paste fun
place a gun in the hand
I'll pay 100 grand
GREAT DISHONOR: eaten by cats
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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: NAVY

VER 3: HEATHER FORREST

VER 4: HEATHER RASPBERRY

VER 5: MAROON

VER 6: RED

MAGA: conservative values
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VER 1: BLACK

VER 2: NAVY

VER 3: HEATHER FORREST

VER 4: HEATHER RASPBERRY

VER 5: MAROON

VER 6: ORANGE

VER 7: KELLY

KODOKUSHI: eaten by cats
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VER 1: STEEL BLUE

VER 2: HEATHER RASPBERRY

VER 3: KELLY

VER 4: HEATHER BROWN

More exploding cows with bird aids …
Don’t eat the shellfish …
MoU
- In hard/hot war: Iran probably can still win.
- In phony/fake grifter pedophile war: Iran loses like Libya (and others).
If the whole thing looks absurd and childish and unlikely to succeed? – you are seeing things with a clear head.
“If I don’t like it, I can start dropping bombs again.” – Papa Blump

TICK SEASON
Dying alone, in Japan …
SHARK NIGHTMARE SUMMER 2026

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260616_SHARK_NIGHTMARE_SUMMER_2026.mp3
Stuff going on:
- Don’t really want to see the doctor for another year. Too expensive, too stressful.
- Weird schizo guy waiting for the bus, pulsing out the signal.
- Wow, the MoU … WTAF …
ZERO HEDGE: fuck you, Zero Hedge Headlines
The “DEAL”:
Is PETE HEGSETH doing METH? HEGSMETH? – watch the first few seconds of the video below and then stop …
- In order to discuss this “deal”, we have to believe the IRAN-USA-ISRAELI conflict is organic and the result of great-power conflicts, etc. Right now it looks a LOT LIKE the COVID to me: fake, synthetic, dramatized, and with a “dial” attached to it.
- Any deal that allows Iran to maintain control over the Strait of Hormuz dooms the PETRO DOLLAR.
- If the USA removes forces from the gulf? – the petro dollar is unlikely to ever return.
- Death of the PETRO DOLLAR guarantees all prices in the US go up by 2x in the next year to 18 months, and this excludes all other inflation pressures (and there are a few others).
- The deal dooms Israel to inexorable decline, demographic, economic, collapse within 10 years.
- Do we believe: a) the conflict is real AND b) Israel is ready to commit suicide?
- https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/dispatches/experts-react-the-us-and-iran-just-announced-an-interim-peace-deal-heres-what-we-know-so-far/
- https://abcnews.com/International/live-updates/iran-live-updates-israel-withdraw-lebanon-katz-after/?id=133879236
JAWS REMAKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28542
INDIAN HEAT WAVE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28538
Natasha Doll: https://www.ebony.com/the-natasha-doll-controversy-explained-has-it-crossed-into-real-world-abuse/
LIFE CRASH 2026 PORN: https://youtu.be/IrRf-kLkhRA?si=jc3rVJ-SsYtj4Vpb
- A LOT of these “good grief” channels are popping up.
- It’s clear to me that the sentiment is directionally correct.
- It’s also clear that a lot of this is AI generated, curated, nonsense.
- In some cases, actually several cases, the driver/rider orientation doesn’t really match US roadways – and this might mean AI and it might mean manufactured overseas BS content.
- THIS IS a great example of the “lesser catastrophe” narrative building … “if only we could stop those evil grocery chains” … if only … but they can’t control biosphere collapse.
Yes – shit is hard.
No – it’s not just a conspiracy on the part of the grocery stores.
(and if the petro-dollar implodes, it just gets worse from here)





