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LOACH

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260625_LOACH.mp3

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THE LOACH: https://www.fishkeeper.co.uk/fish/freshwater/sharks-loaches

From a listener, who lives in Patagonia, Chile, South America. He is a fisherman who lives near the sea and spends his days hunting ocean going hippo ... he has a zesty wife and lives a zesty life ... this is a story from our friend down south who has an aquarium:

Ssssssssss loaching. The meanest fish I ever had in a fish tank was a loach....nasty little bastard.

He hid inside a little toy castle, and any fish that swam by he would dart his head out and tear a piece of their fin off.....that was just the start of the tank wars .....in the end all that was left was the plecostomus and one crafty crab who had taken over the loaches former home and barricaded himself in the back surround by dead fish and crab parts....truly horrific what went down in that tank.....

*** WHATEVER

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SLENDERMAN: Library Volunteer

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260624_SLENDERMAN.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

UPDATES:

  1. still looking for work
  2. shit still looks too fucked up to talk about
  3. I think I met SLENDERMAN at the Library
  4. I am accepting donations again, fuck it … I suck …
  5. I want to figure out a way to sell my t-shirts

To fight back against SLENDERMAN, hang an egg carton outside …

Alan Greenspan is DEAD (Hamburger is no longer STEAK): https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/alan-greenspan-economist-longtime-head-federal-reserve-dies-100-rcna42286

DDDD: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28732

EBOLA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28729

HEAT DEATH: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28725

ALBANIA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28720

HIKIKOMORI: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28703