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Forgiveness …

There are people I should call, now, but I can’t: I can’t forgive or forget.

And there are people who are total shits, and I’ll never call: but I should still forgive.

I am NGMI.

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“When you can’t forgive, you cannot live.” – Dr. Freckles

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Oh really?

I have never seen snow behave like the toxic shit they dumped on the Olympic Peninsula just a couple weeks ago …

We’ve been in the 50’s here, but clumps of this nasty shit is still hanging on, recharging excess ice nucleating agents from the drips/drab rainfall.

Good luck with MAGA MAN folks.

“The fact that shipping on a large scale through the Northwest Passage might be a possibility in the not-so-distant future is one of the reasons why.”

FOUR TIMES FASTER …: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgeydkz08go

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NOTHING STOPS THE PARTY!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250221_Nothing_Stops_The_Party.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

Fortunate Son: let’s see

$5,000 checks: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/politics/2025/02/20/trump-floats-plan-to-pay-doge-stimulus-checks-to-taxpayers-heres-how-much-you-could-get/

CBDC: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18086

Become Jewish: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18090

I told you so: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=18088

Silent Part Out Loud:

Imagine believing THIS …

By the time you realize how bad a take this is it won’t fucking matter.

Nothing stops the party except COLLAPSE:

ARGENTINA: https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/argentina-main-stock-index-falls-after-milei-crypto-scandal-2025-02-17/

I sleep with numerous women: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17942

600 men: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17939

OURO-BORE-HOES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17937

What did I say: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17934

Avoid cooties: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17922

That weird fog: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=17966

I had ELON MUSK’S BABY:

I had Elon’s baby …

It was greasy and red and almost dead. It slid on the floor from my butt-gape, a little slimy ape with eyes of pure DREAD and fangs and horns. It screamed out its father’s name, and then as swiftly as it had arrived it hopped in the car to drive back again, to Kansas City, where the spawning harp fish live on …

Elon’s baby is a special kind of poop baby.

I was in LABOR for 8 hours, using a tablespoon (as forceps) to pry out the child and let it slip away into the septic tank, in Utah, awaiting final judgment.

ELON SHOT HIS WAD into my BOD, leaving that smear of WIZARD ALE in my pail. It does not grow stale but GROWS inside my bunctous-zone, a bone child born in the forges of creation, so that a nation of bleakness will defeat weakness in the forest home.

Want to buy a TEE from Me?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?page_id=18049

MOAR POPPING SMOKE:

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