The Great Titanic Mystery …

I was in the midst of rapturous love making, as my mind blew a sklub-valve, and my brain had a micro-aneurysm – I passed out and my hooker-style-lover, Neela, grabbed cash from my wallet and left me there … in my dank room. I went deep into the dark realm of self divided, and my own train world revealed itself not far from S’compton. It kept whispering, this mist, into my ear: “you gotta get back to S’compton, that’s the mystery of the Titanic.” But I didn’t know, how could I? – my body was slowly dying, as I lay on the roach covered bed.

Kevin, my spirit guide, took me 12 miles deep into the CAVE of WONDER, and left me near the Pond of Daring. Out of that wretched subterranean pond crawled an eyeless man-creature called Smeer. Smeer kept the secrets of DIRK PIDD, the last lord of control before the fire-vendors took over the agora. “YOU MUST GO TO GRINKEN ISLAND, BUT BEWARE THE GHOST SHIP TITANIC!” What did I know of Titanic, it was at the bottom of the fucking Atlantic, deep down in all that shit-muck. “DIRK PIDD”? Who the fuck has that name? “I heard Grinken Island was off limits, because of the great Ska epidemic?”

“Sure, it’s off limits … but I can give you the key.”

“The key to what?”

“Dirk Pidd”

So that weird fucking cave person gave me a slimy and nasty shit covered brass key – it was large and dramatically heavy.

I set out on my mind journey, as my body lay there quivering in frustrated mortality.

I found a trading post near the Port of South Reamtown. The reamers were strange folk who traded in squid-bass and whale-possum. The bodies of these nasty things were hung upside down to dry along the docks, the smell covering the harbor like a green fog of cosmic denouement and farcical core meltdown.

“You that FREAK from Jefferson Town?”, an old sea-mite barked at me from down on the wharf. His name was Captain Torr.

“Yeah, I need a boat to take me to Grinken Island.”

“How big’a boat we thinking?”

“One big enough for me, and my gear, and my 22 hooker wives and their gear and the mobile hot-tub and my pocket fisherman …”

“That’s a big party … but I have that boat fer ya I do!”, and at that the funny old sea captain hopped and clicked his heels like some smelly brown leprechaun and led me down to the dock where his boat, The Sea Grizzle, was kept.

After about a day at sea, Captain Torr spotted land …

“That’s Grinken Island YOU FUCK!”, Captain Torr pointed to the horizon, smiling toothless and gormless.

Grinken Island was going to be tricky – too many bats and weasels. A few tribes of those BROWN PEOPLE who we were told, when we were young, are savages and they’ll rape your white women and steal all your craft beer. They were cannibals and roasted your balls with tiger sauce and kestrel bones. These were the scroungiest denizens of this place just south of Hell where even the Devil says, “look hun, let’s keep driving”.

“We’ll moor the vessel off that point, good anchorage for you and your hookers …”

It took a few trips, but I was able to get all my hooker wives ashore with the necessary gear – we built ourselves a fine bivouac near the tree line and started a roaring fire. Upon the tarps and rolled out bear rugs, we ungunjoolated ourselves, rubbing our naked bodies with pine-grease and hector-soot. Berta would allow herself to form the center of the scrunge-tree, and her enormous breasts would heave as the party went on. Our moans and groans filled up the night, and all the forest creatures came for a peek.

The next morning we awoke to the natives, in the distance, playing their infernal drums. My women folks enclasped themselves in scant leather armor and prepared to trek with the gear through the jungle, towards our destination. Constanza, our chief Ho-guard, led our column and her furious posture scared the meanest puma. “Fig-maidens, halt!”, Constanza halted our foray, near the hidden jungle pyramid of H’LUV, where the oil pits of Gilda are located and a known place for busty maidens to strip naked and bathe their bodies in that greasy shit.

At that moment, I awoke …

I was there, on my bed, shaking from some half-ass monkey fever and staring bleakly into the darkness, when that ghost ship showed up …

I had no fucking hooker wives, there was no magical island with savages on it that would do all sorts of things to our white women … and isn’t that kind of racist?

But that terrible ghost ship of the Titanic was headed my way, to steer its way to my pleasure dome and sheer away my heart shield. I could be vulnerable, and let my heart muscle weaken for some tornado squaw from the reservation, she said she would love me and my robot army, but she lied and my brown gub-flub flowed. I filled that porcelain hole, and made the flush, and lit the match for those poor souls who would cum later.

I left the house, dizzy, still suffering from the aneurysm, but that fiery ghost ship kept chasing me. I ran far, to the north, deep into the mountains where the wookie people slept. I could hear the cries of those sea banshees behind me, they chanted this terrible ditty and played tinny instruments as accompaniment.

“SKREEG, SKREEG, feel fatigue,

Run from our GHOST SHIP, hide in shame,

BRAVE THE GREAT SEA, and die so lame,

YOUR STEEL MINDS, are dull and tame,

We will take your wives,

We will take your sons and daughters,

We will take your craft IPA,

We will take you all to the bottom of the sea.”

And that’s it …

That’s the end …

Of this shitty story …

Because I don’t fucking care.

[curated: 3/22/2023]

Plasmas and vacuums …

“Plasmas and vacuums are kinda of squishy in inverted ways.” – Dr. Freckles

And my key point: if you can find the right magnetic field engineer, and the right materials science engineer, you can build a vacuum envelope for a vacuum ship. No helium, no hydrogen – just magnetic field engineering.

THE INVINCIBLE STATE (and other faerie tales)

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230320_The_Invincible_State.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

The killer vaccine revisited …

Something I didn’t fully cover, I think, in my last podcast – so I will briefly revisit the idea. The “vaccine injury” trauma is designed to control for people who understand the covid is/was bullshit, and might want to go on disability because WHY THE FUCK NOT, at this point?

So you gotta scare those rubes …

Promoting the invincible STATE

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=4602

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=4659

We don’t know, but trust the science …

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=4669

Trump …

Link: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=4636

Orca whales don’t know how to reproduce … (right)

Link: https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/researchers-inbreeding-big-problem-endangered-orcas/ZFBUTEXLTRGHRCLK3VGX36BPYQ/

Ever since the FUKUSHIMA disaster I have been, at least while I still lived in Seattle, sensitive to the articles from the Seattle Times. Keep in mind, I dealt with these mother fuckers in 2011 when I became a whistle blower regarding the purchase of Microsoft AMALGA by the UW health system.

Remember, they said “trust the science”? – but look at the shitty work they get away with when it comes to the state of the Puget Sound:

  1. methane releases detected, we don’t know why
  2. rotten egg smell at the waterfront, we don’t know why
  3. dolphin kill, lots dead, we don’t know why
  4. salmon runs crashing, but we don’t know why

etc, etc, etc

But remember: when it comes to the monkey herpes (covid), you have to trust their CERTAINTY …

[curated: 3/20/2023]

“ANARCHISTS”

“I’m starting to think most anarchists and libertarians are AFRAID to admit the system is in collapse, which is weird.” – Dr. Freckles

[curated: 3/20/2023]

A Prayer of Acceptance, Letting Go and Peace …

Lord in Heaven, my Savior Jesus Christ,

You who command the universe, You who move the stars,

Your power holds the world together, so why am I troubled to see seams, the threads?

Your sacrifice saved the wicked and recovered the lost, so why do I fear my sins are too great?

I can spend my days contemplating death, but of no avail – for God will choose …

I can spend my day comparing my wealth with my neighbors, but are we not all princes in the Lord’s Kingdom?

I say, LET YOUR FEAR RESIDE NO MORE, leave the Devil to his work as well …

The plan of the Lord is GREAT, and no evil can change it, no more than a breath from one raven can change the course of a river.

Take solace in His love, and never forget: He walks the Earth, He watches the Heavens, He stands beside you and before you, He will never abandon you and His love endures for eternity.

In the name of Jesus our savior, we shall let it go and be at peace.

AMEN

Do not worry!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20230319_Do_not_worry.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles

  1. Greetings to the faithful in Christ.
  2. First Reading, Psalm 20: “Some trust in chariots …” – https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+20&version=NIV
  3. A Prayer of Acceptance, Letting Go and Peace …
  4. Second Reading, Matthew 6:25-34: “Do not worry …” – https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A25-34&version=NIV
  5. Third Reading, Mark 4: 35-41, “Why are you so afraid?” – https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark%204%3A35-41&version=NIV
  6. Discussion: how do we let things go, and give them to Christ? – not easy, especially for me. He is not pleading for ignorance or to stand by and do nothing. The Lord is asking us to LIVE the faith and be unafraid, he is not saying “hide in the caves and be unafraid”.
  7. Lord’s Prayer
  8. Go forth in love and bravery. Remember: as Christians we are ALL called upon to minister in his name. And as far as church goes? – remember that it is just you and one other that is required for a church.

JESUS loves TRUMP …

Much noise about Trump being arrested over the Stormy Daniels nonsense. It’s too dumb to be taken seriously. Might he be arrested? – in the same way Greta was … fake as fuck.

When someone says “Jesus loves Trump”, I know a couple things:

a) they don’t understand Jesus’ teachings

and

b) they don’t understand that Trump is a walking/talking deep state distraction

[curated: 3/20/2023]