Old Man

Old man
awaiting the clock
don't balk
don't flail
summertime sets sail
scan the seas
eat your peas
bend your knees
to the KING of FLEAS

Old man
burnt by the sun
having fun
on the run
carry that shotgun
BANG!
That's what she sang
on the STAGE
with RAGE
she's a sage
of the trees

Old man
hurting from the fight
it's alright
the sky is turning red
but you're not dead
remember what
the old shaman
SAID:
"Keep calm
keep clear
have another beer
let your
dear one
go ... she was a HO"
And remember bro,
she gave you a disease

Old man
your wife is fucking
your dad
you've had all
you can have
your world
is full
of twirling
nightmares ...
So stop
look out
no matter the season
you'll find a reason
lock the door
throw away the keys

Old man
regret torn
forlorn hole
find your soul
lost on the streets
grab yourself a TREAT
from HOOKER JANE
she's insane
she'll let you
grab her TANG
for a slab
from the jab
and the herpes sleaze

Old man
go to Japan
find the STORE
where the WHORE
hit the FLOOR
and her GORE
red spout
all about
it was a rout
no time to pout
just SHOUT
as loud as you can:
"No more land,
just sand,
and dead trees."

DAMN DAM FAILURES!

DAM FAILURES: https://damsafety.org/dam-failures

STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING 101: exposing any non-trivial system to repeated STRAIN, DE-STRAIN, or flexing, will inevitably lead to failure. A DAM wants consistent water quality and volume, with temperature being a secondary but important concern. If these variables, specifically VOLUME, fluctuate too much? – you get sink holes formed, subsidence, and failure.

DROUGHT and HOME INSURANCE

I couldn’t find any decent recent articles on this: either it’s a non-issue, or the opposite and they (the property pyramid banker pimp guild) don’t want to panic the HOME DEPOT DEMOGRAPHIC … aka, Boomers.

If you say “Dan, we recycle our water”, meditate on electricity and reliability during heat waves … when … you know … big uncontrollable fires happen.

Link: https://www.wsfa.com/2026/06/04/fire-protection-insurance-rates-risk-pine-level-chief-says-amid-water-limits-marbury-water/

Poor little G1NJRBR3D …

Whatever happened 
to poor G1NJRBR3D?

He was here,
such a young scamp,
running about
chasing butterflies
and dreams …

WTAF ever happened
to that little
BEAM of LIGHT?

Did some monster
take poor G1NJRBR3D
in the NIGHT?

Little G1NJRBR3D
never hurt no one
no how …
he was a moon child
of the darkest emerald
and in glaze
his hazy ways
would transform the gloom
from a tomb.

No one said
nothing bad
about poor
little
G1NJRBR3D …
but is he dead?

Did some force
grab him
in the woods?

Is he gone
for goods?

Did I kill
poor
little
G1NJRBR3D?

WAS IT ME?

Or was it cinna-bun …
on the run …
he’s got his gun.
If you see him
you are done,
cinna-bun-bun-bun …

cinna-bun-bun …
he walks the Earth
driving his hearse
where there is no sun …

I was able
to remove
the ear worm.
It was grey
and brackish
and sad and lame.

It had scab eyes
and a walnut brain.

It was tearing
at my temporal lobe,
chunks of brain flesh
and girg.

I am left
as Mr. Potato
made me,
full of zest
and robusto.

I am ROBUSTO and so is G1NJRBRED.

Robusto
extravagante style
VOLCANO YACHT
CLUB SEX TALES
type living,
with dolphin wine
and raccoon cum
and gopher sunsets.

Hammered and hungry,
we’re breaking out
to find new possibilities.

We’ve been STRUCK
by the LOVE CURSE,
and our HEARSE speeds away
carrying our flesh burden
and our desires.

We fold
into the ground
like hound dog
warriors,
and the mountains
bend
to our new
fire posse.

TAKE HOLD
of your emotion
and FIGHT
for your LIFE
until
the cities burn.

And among the urns
labeled red and black
somewhere near the back
of the bus
for the rest of us
sat little G1NJRBR3D

He mutters still ...

"whatever happened
to poor
little
G1NJRBR3D ..."

PAG PAG

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260722_PAG_PAG.mp3

Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/g1njrbr3d

Notice Anything: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29084

The Big Pickaxe Mountain: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29064

Give them time to regroup: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29055

You’re gonna eat your babies: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29051

FREE T: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29048

Coyotes in Everett: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=29045

GUARDIANS of the HORMUZ STRAIT: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28913

NOTICE ANYTHING?

There’s something you should NOTICE about the targets of IRAN this go around …

Maybe it’s weird that I notice.

Hey, remember that time the TURKS left the AUSSIES alone at Gallipoli, because they didn’t think it was right … me neither.

And if this is a war of attrition, as the UKRAINE-WAR-EDGE-LORDS say, then WHY isn’t IRAN attacking Israel?