File Under: “plastic spoon heads”
… and then this thing with the Mexican Navy …
(and it’s not a joke or Onion thing)
Link: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c991n8p4pdyo

FILE UNDER: probably never going to happen

“As if millions of oysters cried out but were then suddenly silenced …”
“Well that was …. something.”
Totally fucking normal … (Minnesota in Spring)
WINNIPEG in SPRING …
VEGAS will BURN!
BIG DEAD WHALE
GRUNS: because, as they say, “your food is poison …”
Just buy a sledgehammer …
“Don’t waste your time trying to open painted doors, just buy a sledgehammer.” – Dr. Freckles