A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
- find a country that has shit you want
- install shit head as LEADER
- let it boil for 5 to 10 years
- Declare shit head “evil” and invade
(rinse and repeat)

"GRAVY FOR YOUR BRAIN!" – Conspiracy Theory (1997)
A simple process for douches who want to steal shit:
(rinse and repeat)
“Most of us are felons by lunchtime, we just don’t always know which laws we broke.” – Dr. Freckles
“I’ve talked about BOBLIMPTOCK, but not HOBLIMPTOCK.” – Dr. Freckles
“Once the government has captured the family, they have captured the nation.” – Dr. Freckles
“Asking for wisdom from God is like asking for infinite pain, and infinite joy – but remember, there’s pain.” – Dr. Freckles
“A free country is a hornets nest, or a BIG hug, to other nations – choose wisely with free countries.” – Dr. Freckles
The IT software / firewall at work classifies my blog, this blog, as porn …
If it is porn? – it’s a strange porn.
A porn for strangers …
A table set for strangers to feel less alone.
“When people like me stop getting cancelled? – you should probably get worried.” – Dr. Freckles
“Keep a fucking notebook!” – Dr. Freckles
(physical, paper, pen, pencil, style, notebook)
(I don’t care what you do for a living)