What can I get …

What can I get
for 49 cents
can't pay rent
my truck has a dent
I committed a theft
woman done left
dog in a hole
I can't smoke a bowl
for Christmas there's coal
for 49 cents
what do you think of that gent?

What would I do
for a bucket of goo
that feeds my whore wife
and brings her to life
for goo
for me and for you
we'll work in the caves
and go to the raves
for a bucket of goo
What would I do
will my balls turn blue
will my woman stay true
or coo coo coo
with another man
like uncle Stan
her works in Japan
that's what SHE'D DO
What would I do?