Day: August 12, 2026

Omega Force is beckoning
a landmine going off
shake off the dirt
mortgage your soul
smoke that last BOWL
because OMEGA FORCE
has arrived

Don't be snide
don't chide the whale wrestlers
if you're reading this
beyond the track
in the waste-zone
near the dying seas
YOU ARE ALSO
OMEGA FORCE!

OMEGA FORCE
soldiers eat fast
when we make love
it lasts
long time
the bitches swoon
like a loon
she screams
not mean
"I LOVE YOU!"
OMEGA FORCE
loves you too
boo ...

currently
the STRAIT of HORMUZ
is controlled by
OMEGA FORCE
FLASH TROOPERS
SENT BY SPACE PLANE
totally insane
armed with knives
and hatchets
and rusty chains
their triumph
is a moral victory

OMEGA FORCE SKY NAVIES
dishing out brown gravy
making a lazy susan
and an old HAG
lose their legs
as OMEGA FORCE DELTA SQUADS
show off their bods
on the hot wheels
display

OMEGA FORCE SOLDIERS
are always ready
ready for FREDDY
ready to get rocking
and take the train
to funky town
crimson gown
worn by HER
just a bur
in your foot
but keep running
and soon you will see
VICTORY

OMEGA FORCE TIME
is not normal time
it is measured in bullets
and brine
and cotton weave sweaters
and bloody old tampon factories
where it gets messy
and your home
burned and buried
is forgotten
in the slime

OMEGA FORCE SOUP
is spicy and exciting
containing mint worms
and lice bandit sausage
the kind of glue goo
better than stew
made for HARD FIGHTING
and lightning fists
and last wishes
before the flood

OMEGA FORCE PATROLS
are in your town
right now
ready to POUNCE
for the last ounce
of rainy night FLIGHTS
and grease raids
and stripper banshees
separate from the beast
unleashed
and fresh

OMEGA FORCE KINGS
are hard charging stallions
carrying GLASS SPIKES
and NAVAL cannon moss
no special colors
just regal and proud
and they're ready
as the sun goes down
to put on that crown
and beat that meat
raw

OMEGA FORCE BURRITOS
are made of BAT RUB BACON
and chigger-cheese
they please your belly
like a jelly turnip dancer
and the answer
is POWER POUR
and sweet gravy
and old tired murder

OMEGA FORCE
NEVER SLEEPS
we're up all night
what a SIGHT to see
for you and me
those warrior cats
roaming
foaming
unstoppable and angry as FUCK
never taking a rest
only the best
put to the test
OMEGA FORCE SUCCESS!

OMEGA FORCE RAINING
from above
like airborne dagger hawks
stocked up
on hooker wine
and the race is waning
and there's no feigning
disbelief
because it's a relief
when the ceiling fails
and we go off the rails
and drain the wound
hear the sound
hit the ground
like it's training

OMEGA FORCE MOURNS
for the scorned whiskey travelers
and gypsum gentry
teaching wasp class
catching sea bass
as the wind sweeps the plains
and their gains
are a forlorn hope
a big cope
because the enemy is near
crack a beer
eat a burrito
it's neato
when OMEGA FORCE
is finito