Author: Daniel Sullivan

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I AM THE LABUBU NOW!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20250812_I_AM_LABUBU_NOW.mp3

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QUICK WTAF UPDATES:

  1. still applying for jobs, I think I have the resources to make it to November short term worst case
  2. shits seems close, like late 2019 close … hope I’m just projecting or crazy … ID for WWW bullshit, Trump shutting down the cities crap … if we start seeing the anchored triple strand? – bad signs
  3. Permafrost stories, swallowed by the earth: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22672
  4. WEED/ALCOHOL/SHELF-STABLE/COLA bimbo eruption: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22662
  5. Ukraine War? GAZA? Permafrost? Canadian fires? Immigration raids? – who the fuck knows
  6. The building: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22645

HUNTER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22588

P’nut: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22584

AI / second and third order effects (flat reasoning): https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22580

We were wolves once: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22678

Muh Solipsism: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22675

Labubu: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22637

Boodle Bears: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22612

In the future: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=22642

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Jägermeister …

I am the Jägermeister …

I was sent here from PLANET WOOLD in the VALENZIAN NEBULA …

I eat apricot cheese made from dead bats and rabid monkeys …

My mind is split into 75 compartments, each contains my love power and juice leadership.

I will hunt the dirg-flesh and LIVE!

MY HUNTRESS BRIDE makes me feel gooey INSIDE …

SHE’S the SLIDE BURDEN that I can BREED WITH MY SEED …

And she’d bleed the witch harem dry as SKY WATCHERS wash their brass armor.

HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUMMON THE SPIRIT …

GO TO YOUR BATHROOM AT MIDNIGHT …

LIGHT A CANDLE, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS …

CLOSE YOUR EYES FACING THE MIRROR …

UTTER THESE WORDS: I AM THE LABUBU … I AM THE LABUBU NOW …

BLOW OUT THE CANDLE

turn on the lights …

turn on the lights …

take your hunter spear

go kill a dear

open up your ear

to the new sound heard on the ground

vibration baby

caldera

the EARTH VOMITING UP the last world for the first world …

Welcome to the 5th world?

So the Hopi would have us believe …