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Posted on October 1, 2026October 1, 2026 by Daniel Sullivan

This isn’t a tragedy …

“This isn’t a tragedy, but it’s gonna feel tragic.” – Dr. Freckles

CategoriesCircling the Drain, Current Events, Dr. Freckles, METASTOPIAN, Papa Blump, Permafrost Collapse, Plastic Spoon Heads, Popping Smoke, Sloppy/Rushed, TRUMP CAN'T DO NOTHING

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HYPNOTIZEDOctober 1, 2026
Can/Will/DisasterOctober 1, 2026
This isn’t a tragedy …October 1, 2026
Keep an eye on how dumb it is … (like Iran not launching missiles at Tel Aviv in half a year)October 1, 2026
Only choice is to CHOOSE … choose YOUOctober 1, 2026
This is getting too dumb to be this dumb …October 1, 2026
MIRACLEOctober 1, 2026
It’s happening …September 30, 2026
Shouldn’t have done it …September 30, 2026
What does this mean?September 30, 2026
MAIDSeptember 29, 2026
MOAR NOTICING …September 29, 2026
More exploding cows having sex with chickens … iykykSeptember 28, 2026
Don’t ask … (about the humiliation ritual)September 28, 2026
CAMPINGSeptember 28, 2026
“HONDURAN MURDER CARAVAN!” (I can do it too Trump)September 28, 2026
Sleeping dogs lie …September 27, 2026
We’re all camping …September 27, 2026
USS LOCKDOWNSeptember 26, 2026
BEGGAR THY NEIGHBORSeptember 26, 2026
The “law” …September 25, 2026
With a meow …September 25, 2026
HUGE SUCCESSSeptember 25, 2026
And there’s this …September 25, 2026
MK-ULTRA: IYKYKSeptember 25, 2026
THE BALLAD OF COCAINE BEAR …September 24, 2026
MK-ULTRA: “Lock down and flatten the curve …”September 24, 2026
PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUMSeptember 23, 2026
COCAINE HIPPOSSeptember 23, 2026
Falling down the hole …September 23, 2026
Kent, WA (unleashed)September 22, 2026
YELLOWJACKET NIGHTMARE!September 22, 2026
“A place on the border with Idaho …”September 22, 2026
“Dan, they’ll send the elite police forces for us!”September 22, 2026
What’s GASLIGHTING?September 21, 2026
And so it goes … ba-doodle-dooSeptember 21, 2026
Nicest Summer of your LifetimeSeptember 20, 2026
COCAINE HIPPOSSeptember 20, 2026
Compare/Contrast/PrepareSeptember 20, 2026
EVERYONE I KNOW IS BROKESeptember 20, 2026
“I want a new drug …”September 20, 2026
“There’s never been more ARCTIC ICE …” – Some Shit HeadSeptember 20, 2026
STEALING FUELSeptember 20, 2026
PETER BANKO: GIANT DICK?September 19, 2026
A glimpse into the future …September 19, 2026
Cool Knife …September 18, 2026
NEW SEAFLOW PRODUCTS!September 18, 2026
GREENLANDSeptember 18, 2026
More randomly dead whales … (no one knows)September 18, 2026
HAPPY ENDING with FULL RELEASE!September 18, 2026
“Back in the day …”September 16, 2026
The Whole Fake WorldSeptember 15, 2026
BATBALLSeptember 15, 2026
Nature is healing …September 15, 2026
Got herpes?September 15, 2026
NOW THIS!?!?!September 14, 2026
GRUNGE to NOWSeptember 14, 2026
It hates you …September 13, 2026
Circumcision == PedophiliaSeptember 13, 2026
This is YOUR culture … (not mine)September 13, 2026
“Fetal Pain”September 12, 2026
MOAR DYSON HOT RODS …September 12, 2026
“Local boy is a huge hit …”September 12, 2026
CAT PAW COAL LIPSSeptember 12, 2026
I know He does …September 11, 2026
REMINDER: be carefulSeptember 10, 2026
Where you are from …September 9, 2026
Customer satisfaction …September 9, 2026
MOAR CATS at the center of COLLAPSE …September 9, 2026
BREAKING NEWS: IRAN CAPTURES DOCTOR TORPEDO HEAD!September 9, 2026
CAGE’S SINKHOLE …September 9, 2026
VEGAS DIARY: “MEXODUS”, Saturday, 6/1/2030September 9, 2026
Never safe, pussies need not apply …September 9, 2026
EVERGREEN: hypno-loveSeptember 9, 2026
GANGS PENDINGSeptember 7, 2026
Oh baby …September 7, 2026
The darkest place …September 7, 2026
Want to do well … (iykyk)September 7, 2026
THE ALTERNATORSeptember 7, 2026
BACON GREASE + GOLDSeptember 6, 2026
THE JEDI (aka: nice bullies)September 6, 2026
Do you have BRAIN FOG?September 5, 2026
BEAR NECESSITIES … (like food and water)September 5, 2026
First the “cat boat”, now this …September 4, 2026
SEATTLE is LYING! (revisited from 8/28/2019)September 4, 2026
LINDSAY …September 3, 2026
I went downSeptember 2, 2026
HeroesSeptember 2, 2026
ON THE VERGESeptember 2, 2026
The “CONFLICT”September 2, 2026
Don’t …September 1, 2026
Et tu David Copperfield?September 1, 2026
Just the tip … $50September 1, 2026
“The blockade is unbelievable!” – President TrumpSeptember 1, 2026
Lazy witch …August 31, 2026
DisappointmentAugust 31, 2026
Blocked, banned, black-listed …August 30, 2026
I am OK!August 30, 2026
Hi, I’ve been kidnapped …August 30, 2026
144,000August 30, 2026

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