
BATBALL



“Grunge was always a dog whistle.” – Dr. Freckles
“There is an object in your butt that hates you.” – Dr. Freckles

Back in the day ...
And don't be some jerk
about my literary work
I live in the stain
I've lost my whole brain
I USE ROGAIN
I NEVER SNORTED COCAINE
but I dreamt of a rain
that would wash us all away
I'm okay ...
I'm here in the present ...
I'm mindful of the past ...
Back in the day ...
I am centered ...
My breathing is fine ...
Back up your trunk ...
ba-dunka-dunk sklunk maiden
I'll show you my junk ...
Your heart just sunk ...
I heard the clunk ...
Let's find the BUNK.
I AM OKAY!
I WILL BE MINDFUL AND REAL!
I KNOW THE WHOLE DEAL!
It's about ...
emotional regulation
EMOTIONAL REGULATION
you need to keep that force
in check
oh heck
LION ...
You'll eat a cub
beat that club
unless you can regulate
beast man!
don't eat the baby!
don't eat the baby!
BACK IN THE DAY,
we crawled from the black,
we nutted our sack,
we didn't know jack,
but we were okay ...
300 millions years to this day ...
we lived in a swampy bay ...
but said "let's have an HOA"
BACK IN THE DAY
a little ray of sun
toasted your honey bun
you are my honey bun biscuit
never a trinket or triscuit
a general strike
so get on your bike
amphibian MAN
kick the can
meet the toad
take the last train
on life's lonely road
BACK IN THE DAY!
A long time ago
as our people were on the go
we leapt to the sky
rode horses
never died
in the desert sun
with laser guns
having fun
like OBI WAN
back in the day
when the world was still green
your life never seen
and a mean elf on the way
it's okay ...
BACK IN THE DAY ...
BACK IN THE DAY ...
250 years passed
stuck in the salamander's ass
a demon named JOE
too slow to stop
not a cop
just someone selling slop
a slurry
you eat in a hurry
it's flavored with curry
no jury will convict
you're licked
back in the day ...
Your soul blanket
is a mungle toad
Tempest brings
the GORLACK
to the surface ...
The ghost jurist
listens to the news ...
Blue bombers
heading west
for the rest
of the treasured ...
And there's us ...
There's me ...
I'm an absurdist ...
I do this for a living ...
“Circumcision is pedophilia.” – Dr. Freckles
*** everything done to alter YOUR BODY should be YOUR CHOICE, period, with few exceptions …. if we’re talking about medical treatment, then of course actions must be taken, but I’ve never heard a compelling argument for genital mutilation, ever … it’s mostly the same shaky medico-pharma speak that passes for reasoning these days
If you found out that removing a baby’s breasts, male or female, reduced breast cancer risk OVERALL by 90%, would you allow doctors to do this to babies?
if you found out castration and neutering of babies could add 20 years to a person’s life, would you allow doctors to do this to babies?
It seems the best arguments for circumcision being a medical procedure are based on the idea that life is a casino and ONLY a casino

“You don’t get to sell me your story about fetal pain and awareness while you’re also saying it’s okay to mutilate a baby’s genitals because they don’t feel it.” – Dr. Freckles