A possible strategy …

You can’t defeat Iran, and invading Iran is insane.

But you could beat them at their own missile game …

Take 50 submarines capable of launching cruise missiles and ATACMs and IRBM’s and any hypersonic weapon we might have, conventional warheads.

They can easily fire from beyond range, and get resupplied from beyond Iran’s reach.

Adopt shoot/submerge/scoot strategies, forcing the Iranians to reveal locations from their own anti-missile and counter-missile fires. Again, the Iranians are very unlikely to take out a submarine.

You will build a data model BASED UPON phase 1 fires.

As you build a data model, you can start figuring out WHERE key logistics junctions for the Iranians are located, fiber cable junctions, command/control nodes, the supply chain, etc.

This strategy PHASE 1 returns a data model of the battle field by 30 days in, and no US forces need be killed.

Phase 2 is concentrated targeting of HVT based upon the data gathered. There is risk here for casualties, but you’re not flying blind and your focus of counter air defense will be more precise.

You cycle through this, evaluating the data every 30 day loop.

A few cycles of this and the Iranian situation is bleaker, the USA/allied position better and then Trump can get his “grand deal”.

But IDK, this is a dumb war.

I no longer take pictures …

Once again the skies over Port Angeles WA are trashed, off-blue, off-white, streaks of linear garbage suddenly appearing. Parallel line flight paths that create contrails at altitude that have regular gaps – as if something were being turned on and off.

A trashed sky.

We may want to believe the “TOP STORY” is Iran or Trump or Russia or China or Venezuela or AI or the MOON … but they are distractions, designed and engineered and spread by a distraction machine.

The real news is coming soon.

How many times have we won the war already?

Once again
we've won the war,
sterile words
for keeping score.

A crazy man
screaming into the night
running from the fight
while he was young,
but now he calls
on new flowers and leaves
to grab their guns
and come have fun
killing someone
they'll never see.

Moms and dads
wave goodbye
as MAGA cheers
block the sun,
Soldiers strong
breathe a sigh
into this storm
"we've been slung".

Bodies arrive
letters are sent
excuses abound
as to why
they are bent,
burnt ash black and red
white skin dread
absent of sound.

For finally
it is quiet
for the soldier
and his fam,
and the old
orange king
plans his final
GRAND SLAM!

"THE WAR
is now over"
the mad mango yells,
"we've won the war
once again"
the shaking hands
tell.

And again
we win again
victory every
single day,
in the shadows
as generals play
the soldiers die
are left behind
in the streets
in the hospitals
and with grand
memory
we shall forget
once more
even though
the spray-tanned whore sings
we know
they know
that we've not won
anything.

F THE IRS!

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Other topics:

  1. Human Shields: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26273
  2. Popping Smoke Levels of 2020 MONKEY HERPES: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26269
  3. Talked about IRAN bullshit: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26239
  4. Lesser Catastrophes Abound: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26235
  5. Don’t go to ZH to be a skeptic about the climate: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26230
  6. Happening again: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=26226

JUST LIKE IWO JIMA!

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MOAR 48 HOUR DEADLINES INCOMING AS WE PASS TOMORROW’S DEADLINE …

THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON TO LAUNCH AN ILL PREPARED GROUND ASSAULT ON IRAN: because Trump and his advisors believe this will create a false impetus or fabricated casus belli for escalation and a draft. He will use the corpses to justify more corpses. I don’t think this can work, not really, without tearing the USA to pieces, but that doesn’t mean he won’t try – it’s for the CHOSENITES of course. The same event might be used to justify the use of tactical nuclear weapons against Iran.

Hey, do we think IRAN has burrowing mines for the beaches, dirt, sand? – I ask this because these mines could remain very deep until triggered to move to the surface, protecting them from engineer clearing vehicles, etc … you think the guys that have mastered hypersonics have mastered this?

Lindsey Graham says it’s like IWO JIMA …. okay … hold my beer …

ALSO, randomly: would you be surpised if BARRON TRUMP is an incest baby? Not Melanoma’s kid at all, but Barron’s MOM is his sister? (look at that TRUMP family tree, not a lot of branches)

AS AN ASIDE, TASK FORCE SMITH: https://www.thenmusa.org/task-force-smith-and-the-problem-with-readiness/

  • we shall keep playing pretend: the Iran War is an organic conflict and IS NOT connected to a deeper operation, I don’t believe this but I am entertaining the Iran War as some kind of sideshow at least worthy of observation even though I am still unawares of how real it is
  • Trump apparently keeps lying thinking people don’t get this, but people do
  • The more Trump lies about “talks” and the more he threatens but does nothing? – the more likely Iran decides to go full scale war, as simply a strategy to force Trump out of office
  • Israel is toast, in a matter of months even the “good Israelis” will pick up and move instead of experiencing daily death and horror … no one invests in a war zone (ask GAZA), Iran could go full scale war and wipe out Iran in days
  • Trump’s only rational move is to toss Israel under the bus
  • The only way the US could defeat Iran is to go full scale war: war economy, war taxes, and CONSCRIPTION. Now, maybe the FRAT BOIS be all “we can kick Iran’s but” in Sarasota or Palm Springs or Vegas, but reality is they will FLEE to CANADA before joining Papa Blumps Mad Crusade …

TRUMP and ISRAEL is LIKE …

Iran be like …

3 KILO SUNRISE:

Imagine the 3 kilo class Russian diesel-electric submarines have a very special mission, and this would explain the bellicose talk about invading Cuba and the previous attack on Venezuela; what if their mission was to deliver one or more EMP weapons above the USA when the war reaches a fever pitch and Trump is not backing down. Crazy, I know.