“I should have been a time traveler, and it was great.” – Dr. Freckles
MAGICAL CRYSTAL PILOT
I am your magical crystal pilot.
I can save your love zone from broken egg fanfare.
I kept you going when the SOUP CAN turned RED and the DEAD BED LEAD HEADED NED left you with a burgle-baby in your tummy pot.
But I kept you going, I am your magical pilot.
I am ZORBIAN.
The GROGAN-TORG COMMANDER.
I rule over the KLEN from here to never then and when the sky cracks open and leaves me agape, I’ll take my caped hooker wives down to SCOMPTON for the annual fair.
I drove a coupe de ville when the pigeon tasters got stuck and warlock elves surged to PARIS.
You could have picked me up at FRONGO’S off of 101 and we could have had the camel clam surprise, but instead your throat valve got suck on monkey cum and your women are tangled in jizz.
YOU ARE LOVE TUNNEL SPLENDOR!
GRINKEN MAN
POWER: CHOICES: CHANCES
“In any game: your POWER translates into CHANCES and CHOICES.” – Dr. Freckles
G.M.F.Y.I.L.Y.

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Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
*** No fucking notes to speak of, fuck …
AIRSPACE of AMERICA!

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20251129_AIRSPACE_of_AMERICA.mp3
Donate: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/doctorfreckles
AIRSPACE of AMERICA: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24095
When is it murder?: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24087
ON STAGE PREMIER: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24083
Goodbye Mitch: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24075
PSYOPS VID: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24071
WTAF: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24057
Master your weakness: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=24067
AIRSPACE of AMERICA!
YO, my 5 FED friends …

When is murdering strangers overseas okay?

Imagine if an image could be easily edited to make it look like you targeted a boat with drugs onboard?
Military.COM: https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/11/28/hegseth-ordered-second-strike-kill-caribbean-boat-survivors-report.html
ON STAGE PREMIER!
50% chance, so if you’re in the Port Angeles area on December 4th between 7 and 9 PM …
(my 10 minutes of instant fame)
(me and my 5 FED friends)





