“Doesn’t a dude having his throat slit by a skate make hockey MORE cool?” – Dr. Freckles
“It was COVID-19 …”
“If someone tells you that YOU have COVID-19? – SEEK AT LEAST ONE OTHER OPINION. If a hospital said your loved one died of COVID-19? – hire a fucking lawyer.” – Dr. Freckles
Never give up! (keep working, stay positive)
“Slaves are often told to never give up.” – Dr. Freckles
“Slaves are often told to maintain a positive attitude.” – Dr. Freckles
If someone tells me to be “more positive”, my response is: POSITIVE ABOUT WHAT?
If the answer is: EVERYTHING
I know I’m talking to a shit head.
“COVID” in a crowded theater …
“I remember this ONE TIME the most powerful people that ever lived yelled FIRE in a crowded theater … what am I thinking of?” – Dr. Freckles
The Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks …
“Charles Ingalls is the Rick Grimes of Captain Kirks.” – Dr. Freckles
Chasing waterfalls …
“Don’t go chasing waterfalls … WHO THE FUCK CHASES WATERFALLS?” – Dr. Freckles
Maintenance …
“Something that ordinary people wouldn’t maintain voluntarily, should never have been built in the first place.” – Dr. Freckles
In a free world …
“You can build so many AMAZING things, in a free world.” – Dr. Freckles
All I want for Christmas …
“All I want for Christmas is POO … that’s what the Mariah Carey CHRISTMAS SONG sounds like to me now.” – Dr. Freckles
Generation Boblimptock! (born since 2019)
“I’m calling it: every child born since 2019 is GENERATION BOBLIMPTOCK – their minds will be filled with razor blades, their fists caked in blood.” – Dr. Freckles