Day: June 16, 2026

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SHARK NIGHTMARE SUMMER 2026

MP3: https://planetarystatusreport.com/mp3/20260616_SHARK_NIGHTMARE_SUMMER_2026.mp3

Stuff going on:

  1. Don’t really want to see the doctor for another year. Too expensive, too stressful.
  2. Weird schizo guy waiting for the bus, pulsing out the signal.
  3. Wow, the MoU … WTAF …

ZERO HEDGE: fuck you, Zero Hedge Headlines

The “DEAL”:

Is PETE HEGSETH doing METH? HEGSMETH? – watch the first few seconds of the video below and then stop …

  • In order to discuss this “deal”, we have to believe the IRAN-USA-ISRAELI conflict is organic and the result of great-power conflicts, etc. Right now it looks a LOT LIKE the COVID to me: fake, synthetic, dramatized, and with a “dial” attached to it.
  • Any deal that allows Iran to maintain control over the Strait of Hormuz dooms the PETRO DOLLAR.
  • If the USA removes forces from the gulf? – the petro dollar is unlikely to ever return.
  • Death of the PETRO DOLLAR guarantees all prices in the US go up by 2x in the next year to 18 months, and this excludes all other inflation pressures (and there are a few others).
  • The deal dooms Israel to inexorable decline, demographic, economic, collapse within 10 years.
  • Do we believe: a) the conflict is real AND b) Israel is ready to commit suicide?
  1. https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/dispatches/experts-react-the-us-and-iran-just-announced-an-interim-peace-deal-heres-what-we-know-so-far/
  2. https://abcnews.com/International/live-updates/iran-live-updates-israel-withdraw-lebanon-katz-after/?id=133879236

JAWS REMAKE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28542

INDIAN HEAT WAVE: https://planetarystatusreport.com/?p=28538

Natasha Doll: https://www.ebony.com/the-natasha-doll-controversy-explained-has-it-crossed-into-real-world-abuse/

LIFE CRASH 2026 PORN: https://youtu.be/IrRf-kLkhRA?si=jc3rVJ-SsYtj4Vpb

  1. A LOT of these “good grief” channels are popping up.
  2. It’s clear to me that the sentiment is directionally correct.
  3. It’s also clear that a lot of this is AI generated, curated, nonsense.
  4. In some cases, actually several cases, the driver/rider orientation doesn’t really match US roadways – and this might mean AI and it might mean manufactured overseas BS content.
  5. THIS IS a great example of the “lesser catastrophe” narrative building … “if only we could stop those evil grocery chains” … if only … but they can’t control biosphere collapse.

Yes – shit is hard.

No – it’s not just a conspiracy on the part of the grocery stores.

(and if the petro-dollar implodes, it just gets worse from here)