“How many limited hangouts do you need till you land on the square labeled bullshit?” – Dr. Freckles
Country Crock
“Country Crock is not ironically named.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://extension.okstate.edu/fact-sheets/margarines-and-spreads.html
Abstract …
“Inflation is an abstract idea until you start skipping meals.” – Dr. Freckles
1 horsepower motors …
“Can we be honest? – a ONE horsepower motor isn’t really the same as having a horse.” – Dr. Freckles
The joy of being broke …
“Stuff self-cancels when your bank account is empty.” – Dr. Freckles
STAR WARS is gay …
“STAR WARS was always gay.” – Dr. Freckles
Ted Bundy: founding father …
“If Ted Bundy founded a nation? – it would look a lot like the modern State of Israel.” – Dr. Freckles
In a book …
“Any university you want to attend is in a book.” – Dr. Freckles
Build a crooked casino …
“Build a crooked casino, crooked people show up.” – Dr. Freckles
Control …
“Control as a function of complexity becomes illusive at a non-linear rate.” – Dr. Freckles