“Pirate Kingdoms are commie republics that ONLY MAKE MONEY for their ‘share holders’ – I mean it … they gonna rip off and rape YOU.” – Dr. Freckles
I can see your urinary tract infection …
“If you’re a HOBO and you don’t die, you become a god.” – Dr. Freckles
Dolphins …
“Somewhere in the world today there is a lab where a dolphin is being tortured.” – Dr. Freckles
MOAR POPPING SMOKE …
“In some ways ‘popping smoke’ is like your woman screaming another man’s name while you’re fucking – just like that.” – Dr. Freckles
What makes YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK?
“What could make YOU a LORD of BOBLIMPTOCK? – you maintain your name and title during GRINKEN TIME.” – Dr. Freckles
Bukowski of Ted K’s …
“Dan’s DANIFESTO will prove he’s the Bukowski of Ted K’s” -Dr. Freckles
I am a hobo-shaman …
“I am a hobo-shaman. I was led astray, but now I can lead the castaways.” – Dr. Freckles
A spoonful of sugar …
“A spoonful of sugar gives you diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
Neither door nor window …
“I don’t want to be a door or a window, I want to be a guy that points at the horse and screams ‘RIDE!'” – Dr. Freckles
God, Satan, and voting …
“I don’t know WHO for certain runs the earthly things, though they likely report to Satan. I know GOD runs the Universe. Voting has little to do with ANY of it.” – Dr. Freckles