“We were wolves once, now we are dogs.” – Dr. Freckles
Solipsism for breakfast?
“You are all the slaves of my perpetually exciting mind cave.” – Dr. Freckles
In the future …
“In the future, humans will genetically transform themselves into their spirit animals. We will trek back to nature, and we will be free again.” – Dr. Freckles
DEAD INTERNET THEORY
“Irony of dead internet theory? – you’ll never explain it to anyone.” – Dr. Freckles
Nature’s woman …
“The porcupine is nature’s woman.” – Dr. Freckles
ZIONISTS care MORE …
“Zionists care more about their victim status than people do.” – Dr. Freckles
A face full of cocaine …
“A face FULL of cocaine is the bright side now.” – Dr. Freckles
CONSPIRACY THEORY: WNBA DILDO EXPLOSION
Theory: The WNBA is sponsoring one or more troublemakers as a way to boost ticket sales.
“A lot of people go to hockey games for the fights.” – Dr. Freckles
Link: https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/sports/more-sex-toys-get-thrown-at-liberty-fever-games/
So important, you at STARBUCKS with it …
“If you will shoot a man for stealing your laptop, WTAF you doing using a STARBUCKS network or cell tower connect?” – Dr. Freckles
(don’t get me started on remote bluetooth hijacking, and other close attack hacking tools, a lot of hackers troll starbucks and other coffee shops with this shit)
CRAZY …
“Life is CRAZY, love is CRAZY, so find someone CRAZY about you!” – Dr. Freckles