“Crooked HOAs and ROAD PIRATES, all the way down.” – Dr. Freckles
IDEALISM == FATALISM
“Every idealist is a fatalist.” – Dr. Freckles
Consistency …
“Consistency is the polar bear of small penises.” – Dr. Freckles
It would be HELL …
“It would be HELL to be a sociopath. The world is an infinity of existential flavors, and the sociopath only tastes 3.” – Dr. Freckles
SCIENTOLOGY with NUKES
“ZIONISM: Scientology with Nukes.” – Dr. Freckles
A NASTY ASS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BULLY … (ISRAEL)
“Israel is a nasty bully begging to be punched in the face.” – Dr. Freckles
Alex Jones
“Did you ever think Alex Jones would LEAD YOU to the camps?” – Dr. Freckles


ISRAEL: a used condom …
“The fight between Arabs and Israelis often looks like a battle between two hookers concerning a used and dried out condom.” – Dr. Freckles
ISRAEL: Jonestown + NUKES
“If Jonestown had nukes, it would have become just like Israel today.” – Dr. Freckles
The “news” …
“The ‘news’, alt or otherwise, is the penultimate tabloid at this point.” – Dr. Freckles
Babylon Bee?
The Onion?
That crazy French paper? Charlie Butt Fuck?
(nothing compares to the “news” at this point)