GREYHOUND to VORKTON …

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Bleenbensville (state of Vorkton):

– Alive and well.

– Don’t like giving out details of other people’s homes.

– About a month ago I had to quickly come up with a plan because I would have no place to live.

– Shit happens, I miss my friends Justin and Beth, I miss Boomer. I miss that place in Utah.

– I didn’t have time to come up with a great plan. Not even an adequate time.

– I had a sibling moving from Maine to the Olympic Peninsula in WA State. Podcasting from the state park at Dungeness Spit. Two people drowning can’t really help each other. I bought beer and cigarettes.

– Little Saigon, Seattle, showed me how hard actual street homelessness.

– Vorkton isn’t far from Michigan or Ohio or South Dakota, Grinken Town is east of us.

– “Survival Quest Theater” might be coming back.

– Vorkton is not far from Florida in a way.

– “Shadow Over Innsmouth” by H.P. Lovecraft, kind of like that, but no “fish man” ending … instead just me being a country boy. I think through progression I’ve realized that I am a country boy.

– Safe and sound and okay in Vorkton0

CLEAR THE AIR ON COVID (a slight concession):

– I’ve stated since 2020 that what we’re going through is primarily military psychological warfare. And every great PSYOP is also a snuff flick, people are killed for realism.

– There might have been a bio-weapon used, but it wasn’t first generation style. It was highly targeted geographically and demographically.

– Little Saigon, Chinatown Seattle, transient housing and lots of undocumented Chinese workers. Construction never stopped, flights from Asia never stopped, commies marched up and down 12th AVE, bisecting all major access paths to the Seattle hospital system’s emergency rooms.

– Targeted bio-weapon with built in self-destruct.

– They don’t want you to have a sample of this bio-weapon, so self-destruct seems necessary.

– A lot of organizations have the money for the tools to produce bioweapons.

– COVID doesn’t make sense as a first generation modern bioweapon – it makes more sense as a very advanced bioweapon.

– they have mastered the art of geographically and demographically controllable bioweapon. Not a normal bioweapon.

– Vaccines: some are poison and some are placebo (saline or flu shot). “Seattle Mike” and I looked at the CDC and other government data, and found that the flu disappeared.

– CDC to Hospitals: “here’s a check, call it COVID, put them on a respirator”

– CIA likes to kill in a way that looks like a natural death.

– Prior to the COVID there was a banking crisis in 2019.

GREYHOUND JOURNEY:

September 2nd:

– Got enough money that my brother was able to help me to get tickets on the Greyhound.

September 3rd:

– went to Seattle.

– going to boondock the night before the Greyhound ride.

– we went to see a movie that night, “They Live”, on the big screen from 1988.

– John Carpenter, a dark visionary.

September 4th, Labor Day, part 1:

– wake up from boondocking

– get to the Greyhound station in Seattle and no one working there.

– they had one guy who cleaned the poop seat

– 8:30 AM the bus showed up, we lined up behind door B

– that first bus ride was okay

– bad “sky painting” visible in Ellensburg

– “I blame Jesus” – t-shirt

– 50 mega bytes of data

– one of the best chicken strips ever in Pendleton, OR, Union 76 station

– drove through the Blue Mtns, 4194 feet

– dude with alerts on

– read ZH headlines: ARGUS AI from SOCOM that will scam the WWW about Putin and monkey herpes … Ukraine-monkey-herpes nonsense

– Ontario, OR, no bathroom – left a stench in the trench

– got a weird infection from the bus

September the 4th, 10:40 PM, in Boise, our next bus driver (worst bus driver ever):

– trying to help a fellow traveler

– who are you

– fuck your keyboard

– “I don’t care” “I’ll make sure it doesn’t get smashed”

– “can’t leave early”

– young MAGA African American gets targeted by the bus driver

– “Luke Skywalker pee speech”

– “if you’re going to Denver, you should have put your bags in the first compartment”

– “if you’re a man raise your hand”

– he seemed high on meth

– bus driver loaded up on sugar

September the 5th :

– “All’s well that ends.” – Dr. Freckles

– “fuck you” incident with next bus driver, talking to meth-bus-driver.

– “have you ever been to a place where all hope is lost, where all that is left is patience?” – Conspiracy Theory (1997) ans: GREYHOUND

– Driver replacing meth-bus-driver was still kind of angry

– “I am traveling with the lost, discarded and forgotten.”

– Greyhound will make you want to kill yourself.

(so much more)

Doctor Freckles Story

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Who is Dr. Freckles:

  1. Born in an alley, near Wall Street, on the day of the FLASH CRASH. He burst out of a dumpster like a comet. As FAT FINGER TONY presses the scrog button.
  2. He wandered the lands for several years, looking for hookers, looking for beer.
  3. He spent time on MarketWatch.com in 2012 while working as a software tester for DIGGLIES STUFF EMPORIUM … they had pink noise that would rot your brain, they had the despair of company man living … Dr. Freckles worked there, in Issaquah, for a while.
  4. He ran for President in 2012, and the ninth core realm was formed which would later become CHOP-CHAZ in 2020 … which was ruled over by LORD RAZ.
  5. He was sector general during the first juggalo war. He tore the insane clown posse a new hole, and they smoked a bowl, and made peace.
  6. One day in 2015 Freckles woke up and said: “the milk smells bad” … and he sent a letter to his friends, saying “it’s not the end”, but don’t pretend: in about 5 years shit is going to start hitting the fan … and the hobo … cuz people throw stuff at hobos.
  7. He ran for office in 2016 and he told you, on a poster, that TRUMP IS THIS YEAR’S OBAMA … and what did you say? After you left me dead in that ditch.
  8. He formed D.F.G.T.C in 2016, and the next hooker republic was founded.
  9. In 2017, he formed he first ENFORCER SQUAD ZETA … and took on the crime lords of S’compton.
  10. He remembers the time of sassafras pancakes at McDonald’s old style whale lard
  11. “Success is just one failure away.” – Dr. Freckles used to say, when the rain fell down, and the alleys got busy.
  12. When the monkey herpes came, he went insane, did cocaine … all is well in BOBLIMPTOCK.
  13. He is the SECTOR GUARD.
  14. He is the quandary stird, with hair on fire.
  15. He makes money selling protein the the scord demons in grid-77.
  16. “You can’t be too fast for bad habits.” – Dr. Freckles … he had addiction to YORG-SYRUP
  17. During the age of the Monkey Herpes, Freckles hid in sector-990BRAVO, also known as Little Saigon
  18. In the age of peace D.r. Freckles sojourned with kind folk in a small town and broke his arm and made friends with a dog named Boomer … and then Utah was gone.
  19. He wandered into Squim and went into a store … got himself a six pack and cigs and more … he bought his shit from a Sikh named Dirg, he had a short word “should should have asked for the plastic bag before … ” and Freckles was like “I’m sorry I don’t live on planet bullshit” … and Dr. Freckles moved on.
  20. “The toilet is where shit belongs.” – screamed to Freckles in the night … he looked around and new the GREAT FLUSH was coming … find a crusty on the side and hold on.
  21. “Stuff is not shielded as much as people think stuff is.” – Dr. Freckles
  22. WALMART and the demons …. the coffee filter wearers

KITCHEN-DICK

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KITCHEN-DICK:

  1. It’s a road out here by Dungeness Spit, near Sequim – read “SQUIM”? – am I right?
  2. A lot of roads around Dungeness Spit are named after porn stars, porn stars that arrived here with Peter Puget (also kind of phallic) hundreds of eons ago.
  3. One of Peter’s crew members predicted, it is loosely said, that “After the Age of Boblimptock comes the Age of Thresa, when everyone will eat turtle pudding, and eyes of drunken hawks.”
  4. I was at the McDonald’s using there WiFi, and I stepped into the bathroom. As I left an old due on an EZ-RIDER electric scooter came for me, heading right at me, but at the last minute he turned towards his table, giving me another day of life.
  5. Our campsite is near the trail that access the bluffs … people come by that spot and see me smoking my cig … I got no porch … but I could be a kitchen-dick …
  6. At the gas station, gassing up my brother’s truck, the attendant said – “would you like lies with that” … we smiled … we’re keeping an eye out for her.
  7. We went to a THAI-GERMAN-FUSION restaurant called Uncle Grayley’s … it was poorly lit and covered in spit … a woman named Debbie brought us our food … we slopped it up on a wobbly table as strange folk entered the establishment. A guy named Rich sat down behind us and started telling us stories of Gypsy rockets landing near Mt. Olympus. He said: “up in those hills the wookie people wait, harvesting eel-skins for their big foot gliders. They’ll come riding down from the mountain tops, like the thunderbird of old, with burning eyes and seething loins … they haven’t kicked off their WAR yet … but you better bet they will.” My brother got italian style fried yogurt and I ate twice chewed pork.
  8. Derek the crab master, scraping from the bottom what protein he can find.
  9. Jenna, the skeev-maiden, milking squirrels to make a dime, and she’s covered in the patina of dirg-flesh and burnt skin and a furrowed brow.
  10. We got back to the campsite and we couldn’t have a fire … fire danger or dark age, you be the judge.

“Where there’s smoke, there’s a hobo.” – Dr. Freckles

“One door closes, another one gets slammed in your face.” – Dr. Freckles

“As you look to the past, you see the future.” – Dr. Freckles

“Your life does NOT need a laugh track, just look around buddy.” – Dr. Freckles

“Things that are risky today, will be dangerous tomorrow, and deadly by next week.” – Dr. Freckles

Otherwise …

“So you got a group of random people to solve a problem for you, did ya? – it’s LEADERSHIP if it’s transparent, otherwise it’s just grifting.” – Dr. Freckles