“FLOWTEIN from SEA-FLOW is WHY my bowel movements are spirited, rocky, and have zest.” – Dr. Freckles, Poopoligist …
They …
“They are breeding what they are eating.” – Dr. Freckles
CIA and DRUGS
“The CIA never stopped facilitating the drug trade, they just got better accountants.” – Dr. Freckles
CARBS and CATS
“If you want to grow carbs, you’re gonna need cats.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t let the hoor …
“Don’t let the HOOR hit you on the way out.” – Dr. Freckles
Teenagers and Fractions
“Teenagers are afraid of fractions for the same reason the ancients were.” – Dr. Freckles
Women and reefs …
“Women, the beautiful shore with reefs ahead.” – Dr. Freckles
Opening your mind to manipulation …
“When you open your mind to a PSYOP? – you lose your sense of humor.” – Dr. Freckles
Criticizing “Israel” …
“If you criticize any government, to include the State of Israel, it simply means you are sane.” – Dr. Freckles
You own what you can protect …
“You own what you can protect from being stolen.” – Dr. Freckles
Bullshit fear …
“A world without bullshit fear, that’s the path to liberty.” – Dr. Freckles
Too sick to enjoy it …
“If the stuff you enjoy is making you too sick to enjoy it? – stop, if only for a while.” – Dr. Freckles
Don’t take it personally …
“Don’t take military psychological warfare personally.” – Dr. Freckles
Camper life …
“If you don’t have spider bites all over your body, are you really living in a camper?” – Dr. Freckles
Can’t keep up …
“It’s nearly impossible to be AS ABSURD as reality at the moment, which sucks for me.” – Dr. Freckles
16 Candles …
“16 Candles was the penultimate PSYOP.” – Dr. Freckles
“John Hughes was selling tickets to NOWHERE.” – Dr. Freckles
Ignorance and Death
“Spoiler alert: ignorance kills the most people.” – Dr. Freckles
the “BUNKER”
“If you think you know WHERE the elite’s bunker complex is, you are probably wrong: unless your answer is Antarctica.” – Dr. Freckles
“Please don’t be offended: you will never reach the bunkers where THOSE who are most guilty dwell, but God will.” – Dr. Freckles
Am I in Hell already?
“I don’t fear death, I fear that I’m already dead and this is HELL.” – Dr. Freckles
Dying of a stroke …
“Dying of a stroke in your sleep is the new American Dream.” – Dr. Freckles