“So you got a group of random people to solve a problem for you, did ya? – it’s LEADERSHIP if it’s transparent, otherwise it’s just grifting.” – Dr. Freckles
Otherwise …
Moral hazard …
“Moral hazard is baked into ALL GOVERNMENT, whatever form it takes, like Lovecraft’s Yogsothoth.” – Dr. Freckles
Cricket and Kale Turkey: DARK THANKSGIVING
“The most depressing Thanksgiving EVER would be the ‘cricket and kale’ turkey-thanksgiving. And my friend might say ‘wouldn’t having NO FOOD be worse?’, and I’d say ‘Dear Lord, take me HOME before then’, is what I’d say.” – Dr. Freckles
Before the ENGLISH and the VATICAN …
“Before the ENGLISH and the VATICAN, Ireland had three nine day weeks to a MONTH. And you could say ‘well, that doesn’t add up Dan’, and I’d say ‘the other days are hangover days and LEAP YEARS are FUCKED’, that’s what I’d say in response.” – Dr. Freckles
Since WAR has no rules …
“Since WAR has no rules? – the only RULE is BE CREATIVE!” – Dr. Freckles
AND …
If you worship God?
(be RIGHTEOUS!)
Jonah, Nineveh and dogs …
“I think if I were Jonah, grumbling at being called to be a prophet … and I were sitting on that hill AFTER delivering the message, God would say to me, as I grumbled: ‘but WHAT about the dogs Dan?’ … and this is why God is a winner!” – Dr. Freckles
Holy Water
“Holy water might be mostly bullshit, I mean if Christ blessed it? – okay. But some random Catholic priest? – no.” – Dr. Freckles
To bless water you must find a martyr (that’s not possible), or a Saint who is simultaneously alive at the same time you are … how would you know?
An angel might be able to bless water for God.
And God could do it … but how often does THAT burning-bush stuff happen?
Be hopeful, not foolish …
“The LORD wants us to be hopeful, but he doesn’t really want us to be fools.” – Dr. Freckles
That new pill …
“US scientists have a NEW CURE FOR CANCER, an easy to take PILL, called cyanide.” – Dr. Freckles
Fake Pandemics
“You can’t really have a fake pandemic WITHOUT OBAMACARE.” – Dr. Freckles
Also see: Microsoft AMALGA (now CARADIGM/GE AMALGA)
From 8/30/2016:
AHEAD OF MY TIME …
“I’m not HOMELESS, I’m ahead of my time.” – Dr. Freckles
Some of you get it …
“Most of you LOVE SPIELBERG, some of you love John Carpenter: some of you get it.” – Dr. Freckles
Dealing with depression …
“If you suffer from some VARIANT of what’s called ‘depression’, and you are OVER the age of 50? – whatever you’re doing, as long as you’re not harming others, is DOING IT RIGHT!” – Dr. Freckles
Humans …
“The more I understand God, the more I experience HUMANS, the easier it is for me to understand OLD TESTAMENT JUSTICE.” – Dr. Freckles
Deception Salad Bar
“When it comes to the GOVERNMENT: it takes a special kind of FREAK to cherry pick WHICH LIES to believe, and which ones to dismiss.” – Dr. Freckles
- “Climate Change”
- “We fixed the OZONE LAYER …”
- “We solved POLIO and MALARIA …”
- “COVID-19 was a PANDEMIC”
- “CHINESE MURDER HORNETS”
- “UFO TAKEOVER”
- “AI BIMBO ERUPTION”
- “Ukraine War”
- “Trump / Biden Trauma Drama”
- “UCR and Violent Crime going DOWN”
- (and so much more)
Fear of Death
“A LOT of TURDS are afraid of dying, and some people have been CANCER their whole lives.” – Dr. Freckles
The Libertarian party …
“The libertarian party is a trailer park after a tornado hits it.” – Dr. Freckles
Knowing what to change …
“The measure of intelligence is to know WHAT TO CHANGE, and what not to.” – Dr. Freckles
Right to be a moron …
“Everyone has a RIGHT to be a MORON until they die.” – Dr. Freckles
Corollary:
“The key to learning is: DON’T DIE.” – Dr. Freckles
Tough is great …
“Tough is great, unless you have to live in the shadow of it.” – Dr. Freckles