“Writers drink because if they did not they would never write one line.” – Dr. Freckles


“Writers drink because if they did not they would never write one line.” – Dr. Freckles
“Crooked HOAs and ROAD PIRATES, all the way down.” – Dr. Freckles
“Every idealist is a fatalist.” – Dr. Freckles
“Consistency is the polar bear of small penises.” – Dr. Freckles
“It would be HELL to be a sociopath. The world is an infinity of existential flavors, and the sociopath only tastes 3.” – Dr. Freckles
“ZIONISM: Scientology with Nukes.” – Dr. Freckles
“Israel is a nasty bully begging to be punched in the face.” – Dr. Freckles
“Did you ever think Alex Jones would LEAD YOU to the camps?” – Dr. Freckles
“The fight between Arabs and Israelis often looks like a battle between two hookers concerning a used and dried out condom.” – Dr. Freckles
“If Jonestown had nukes, it would have become just like Israel today.” – Dr. Freckles