“With all the ‘bad apples’ in the law enforcement world, you’d think the tree would be dead.” – Dr. Freckles
Your dog’s vocabulary …
“The vocabulary of your dog is roughly equivalent to the shopping list of a keto person.” – Dr. Freckles
The enemy of my enemy …
“The enemy of my enemy is an anemone.” – Dr. Freckles
No offense voters …
“No offense voters, but most of your ‘solutions’ look like Lennie to me.” – Dr. Freckles
Keynesianism …
“Keynesianism: MARXISM for people who like the ‘color in the lines’ game at the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
REAL numbers …
“Real numbers get real interesting real fast.” – Dr. Freckles
Opening your third eye …
“Opening your third eye is an invitation, not a demand.” – Dr. Freckles
Moral compromise …
“Government is moral compromise made flesh.” – Dr. Freckles
They “HATE” to say it …
“If they say they ‘hate to say it’, they love to say it.” – Dr. Freckles
Dr. Freckles’ Rules of Time Travel
The first rule of time travel:
If someone CAN build one, they will build one – no number of laws or cops will stop this.