“Sheena Easton is the Taylor Swift of Pat Benatars.” – Dr. Freckles
Communism, once again, for sure …
“Communism is its own Kool-Aid.” – Dr. Freckles
Forgiveness … (revisited)
“Jesus wants us to forgive, He also wants us to be SMART.” – Dr. Freckles
Everyone has within them …
“Everyone has a JAWS and a QUINT in them, spoiler: Jaws wins.” – Dr. Freckles
You will see it, when it’s real …
“I don’t know if the REAL REVOLUTION will be televised, but it will have concertina wire.” – Dr. Freckles
Circumcision …
“Circumcision is grooming.” – Dr. Freckles
What kind of sauce?
“Heuristic: if they ask you WHAT KIND of sauce do you want slathered all over your lasagna? – leave the restaurant.” – Dr. Freckles
Pandas …
“Pandas are basically raccoons with diabetes.” – Dr. Freckles
CRYSTALS
“I’m in touch with a LOT of ‘crystals’ … there’s Krystal from the strip club, and Cristal from the diner … K or C, I don’t care … my dick didn’t.” – Dr. Freckles
A happy marriage …
“The key to a happy marriage is hypnotism.” – Dr. Freckles