“How many cats did Schrodinger kill before he figured his shit out? – a drunk historian somewhere in Denmark will find this pet cemetery.” – Dr. Freckles
Smoking …
“After 2020? – I don’t need any speeches about cigarettes, I know they’re bad, I know I’ll quit again and perhaps forever … but my ‘good wolf’ and ‘bad wolf’ are both smoking now too …” – Dr. Freckles
Understanding VS Approval
“Understanding IS NOT approval: especially when you understand it is WORSE than you thought.” – Dr. Freckles
THE FARCE
“The FARCE is reaching its crescendo, can you feel it?” – Dr. Freckles
Squirrels …
“Squirrels are the harbingers of mirth.” – Dr. Freckles
My 24/7 news service …
“I’m listening to the wind, to the noise of crows, to my eyes and ears and heart … that’s my 24/7 news service now.” – Dr. Freckles
Know the difference … (your life might depend on it)
“If you don’t know the difference between barbed wire, rubber cones and razor wire? – fuck if I’m gonna listen to your opinion about ‘insurrection’ …” – Dr. Freckles
Hamlet
“Shakespeare was going to call Hamlet ‘Danish People Suck’, but he backed out at the last moment.” – Dr. Freckles
You’ve lost …
“When you start quoting Wikipedia? – you’ve lost … might as well throw some ‘snopes’ at me.” – Dr. Freckles
A bucket of crabs …
“Twitter is a bucket of crabs … genital crabs.” – Dr. Freckles