“Talking about how many days sober you are is like staring at a bottle of whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles
Metal …
“There’s a big chunk of metal in my left humerus now … so if someone says ‘ARE YOU METAL’? – I can un-ironically say YES.” – Dr. Freckles
Sobriety (continued)
“Talking about your sobriety incessantly IS NOT THE SAME as living a sober life.” – Dr. Freckles
RACISM THEATER
“Dan, drinking is so bad for you …”
“Uh huh …”
“I’ve been sober for 3 years, have you SEEN my profile?”
“Sure …”
“Don’t you want to listen to me tell you about all the shitty stuff I did?”
“Nah, I’ll see you do it again.”
“That’s racist”
(and scene)
Why WHINE …
“Why whine, when there’s wine.” – Dr. Freckles
Space … (moar and MOAR SPACE)
“When you really break it down, ‘SPACE’ is mostly about sexual assault.” – Dr. Freckles
- probes
- missiles
- invasions
- bases
- helmets
- straps
- tethers
- jumpsuits
RAPE PLANET (probing further)
“A planet that sends out rape instructions will never become TYPE 1.” – Dr. Freckles
Drake equation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drake_equation
Types of civilizations: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kardashev_scale
Super Cities
“Nothing is TOO BIG TO FAIL, and if you live in a supercity you will be super disappointed.” – Dr. Freckles
“Supercity: you share the same gravestone …” – Dr. Freckles
SOBRIETY
“Sobriety is like an odometer for most people – ignore that bullshit … stop being an asshole … go on with your fucking life.” – Dr. Freckles
Success …
“Success is composed of a thousand little failures.” – Dr. Freckles
Book of Ecclesiastes and Dave Brubek’s TAKE FIVE …
“The Book of Ecclesiastes is a lot like Dave Brubek’s TAKE FIVE – they never play the RIGHT PARTS.” – Dr. Freckles