“I might be a time traveler, and doomed to drift through the oceans of causality.” – Dr. Freckles
Of Hobbits in Outer Space …
“I watch official NASA films or photos or space movies from Hollywood or space documentaries in the same equal spirit of some Hobbit movie.” – Dr. Freckles
All horror films …
“All horror films are secretly about getting women pregnant.” – Dr. Freckles
Mental health tip …
“Mental health tip: don’t take mental health advice from random mother fuckers on social media.” – Dr. Freckles
WW3 …
“WW3 will make WW2 seem like WW1.” – Dr. Freckles
Hoi polloi …
“Hoi polloi is ancient Greek for garbage people.” – Dr. Freckles
Playing pretend …
“Everyone gets to play pretend, when the show is at its end.” – Dr. Freckles
Painting logs black …
“You paint logs black when you ain’t got no real cannon.” – Dr. Freckles
The last one …
“If some advertiser tells me this is the ‘last one I’ll ever need to buy’, they’re either lying or their product sucks and no one buys another.” – Dr. Freckles
MARK MY WORDS!
“The only people who should be allowed to say ‘mark my words’ are villains, in Scooby-Doo episodes.” – Dr. Freckles
