Category: Dr. Freckles

“Drinking whiskey, aka: PSYOP REPELLENT.” – Dr. Freckles

(hey – maybe this explains the sober-life-bimbo-eruption?)

“Whatever you do OBSESSIVELY, without reason, is probably going to harm you.” – Dr. Freckles

A lot of sober-life people will end up adopting another obsessive and likely dangerous habit …

• and they’ll still be yelling at their kids
• and they’ll still be angry and sad

This is really fucked up, because I understand OCD – my dad had it really bad …

I’m thinking of checking in on sober life people, each day, and asking them “have you been drinking”

(every day)

“Talking about how many days sober you are is like staring at a bottle of whiskey.” – Dr. Freckles

“There’s a big chunk of metal in my left humerus now … so if someone says ‘ARE YOU METAL’? – I can un-ironically say YES.” – Dr. Freckles

“Talking about your sobriety incessantly IS NOT THE SAME as living a sober life.” – Dr. Freckles

RACISM THEATER

“Dan, drinking is so bad for you …”

“Uh huh …”

“I’ve been sober for 3 years, have you SEEN my profile?”

“Sure …”

“Don’t you want to listen to me tell you about all the shitty stuff I did?”

“Nah, I’ll see you do it again.”

“That’s racist”

(and scene)

“Why whine, when there’s wine.” – Dr. Freckles